Silver Tongue

Jul 06

adulthoodisokay:

i am simultaneously furious and impressed

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• dog: [stares at me because I have food]
• me: [flips middle finger at dog]
• dog: [gives my middle finger kisses because he does not understand the obscene gesture and does not believe for an instant that I would be cruel to him in even the slightest way]

entoderek:

Ok so this post is a good post. But did you know there’s more to it than just the screencap?

Best 38 seconds of your night, guaranteed.

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[video]

moonlandingwasfaked:

sludgelady:

Me: Hello PC market i would like a regular computer mouse to click things with thank you

PC market: Yo did you ever watch Gundam

this looks like the hand version of cock torture

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a-night-in-wonderland:

* Goes on date *

* looks around *

“I’m sorry, will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?”

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[video]

bigmysteriousmoon:

in what fucked up universe does a hippo in any way resemble a horse

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bigmysteriousmoon:

“idk looks like a fucking horse to me, bill”
“harold youre a god damn genius”

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snejkha:

Another redraw? (well kinda)

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