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you can beat up a skeleton and steal their arms to use as a weapon in the new zelda
you can do it in real life if you’re not a fucking coward
(via mbulteau)
Happy 4/13 everyone now die
Thats exactly 20 years after homestuck started, Hussie the Seer strikes again.
mr president theres a meteor coming sir.
oh yeah, how big is it?
its the size of puerto rico sirSo that’s where the kickstarter money went
I’m afraid the meteors the size of your mom’s dick
(via gearholder)
Do you know the difference between
Dark humor and Morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 corpses in 1 dumpster
Morbid humor is 1 corpse in 10 dumpstersYES
(via sigmatique-deactivated20170313)
The first thing I do after seeing a haiku is to start counting.
YOU FUCKING SHITBAG I SEE WHAT YOU JUST DID THERE AND IT IS BULLSHIT!
(via just-shower-thoughts)
How did all the bubbles from SpongeBob end up floating above the sea when they were filled with water?
i hate this fucking myth that going through a trauma makes you a better human being???? like i told a friend about how i was abused as kid and she was like ‘well yeah but didnt that make you be a kinder person?’ like no???? it fucked me up thats what it did??? stop fucking romanticizing this shit or im coming for your ass?????
(via wuffleton)
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
(via capriinae)
[video]
Training little Undyne!
