Silver Tongue

Sep 30

Say what you will about the super best friends, but their until dawn playthrough says a lot about them. Like the fact that they are really good at video games.

You’re right because as a trained professional and a person with various degrees in her field of work as an astronaut, she would have fixed it the problem in a timely manner.

You’re right because as a trained professional and a person with various degrees in her field of work as an astronaut, she would have fixed it the problem in a timely manner.

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Who the fucks idea was it to call the moon missians “apollo?” They should have called it “artimis”

Now what will we call the mission to land on the sun?

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arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

Please be respectful to billie joe armstrong this time of year.

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memeufacturing:

birthday
january: nut
february: dong
march: giraffe
april: gogu
may: anime
june: jokes
july: aaaaaaaaa
august: police
september: shit
october: kinkshame
november: kawaii
december: fuck

first letter of first name
a-c: smoker
d-f: fucker
g-i: succ
j-m: puncher
n-q: shamer
r-u: phobe
v: ender
wxyz: eater

day of birthday
1-10: 69
11-20: 420
21-28: 666
29-31: 184847388467374

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dennys:

truth or dare?

Dare

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bojangles-memelord:

bojangles-memelord:

September 30th

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October 1st

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TODAY’S THE DAY

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