Silver Tongue

Jul 02

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critical-perspective: “ sharky-head: “ maybeiwasserious: “ newtypezaku: “ I place one lawyer face down and end my turn. Your witness. ” I was expecting a loss.jpg when I scrolled down. ” Me too. ” At this point, how the fuck do we know it’s not? ”

critical-perspective:

sharky-head:

maybeiwasserious:

newtypezaku:

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I place one lawyer face down and end my turn. Your witness.

I was expecting a loss.jpg when I scrolled down.

Me too.

At this point, how the fuck do we know it’s not?

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critical-perspective: “ sharky-head: “ FUCK ” YOU SON OF A BITCH ”

critical-perspective:

sharky-head:

FUCK

YOU SON OF A BITCH

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why are kitchens evolving to hide more and more things in false cupboards

scotchtapeofficial:

you’ll be at ur friends house an ur like “where’s the trash can?” and the moms like “it’s in the third cupboard to the right”
like my parents kitchen currently has a cupboard to hide the microwave, the toaster, and a fucking cupboard to hide DRAWERS
we came close to having a refrigerator in a cupboard but i had to draw the line somewhere!!!

It’s so that they can hide their hoard the other sinks don’t steal their food for the winter

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if you die in wii sports resort you die in real life

captoring:

i love this bc i don’t think anyone has ever died in wii sports resort so you can’t prove this is false

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mr-markiplier: “Look at my art. I actually spent about six hours on this if not more O_O @markiplier pls notice this Tag yourself I am the dancing Mark ”

mr-markiplier:

Look at my art. I actually spent about six hours on this if not more O_O @markiplier pls notice this

Tag yourself I am the dancing Mark

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just-shower-thoughts:

We always say “drugs and alcohol” as if alcohol isn’t a drug. Why don’t we just say “drugs?”

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