what do you call a demon’s favorite human?
its prized possession
Shoosh, you will give it away to the people my host knows
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latino? more like latiyes. end racism now
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stop
@silver-tongues-blog is this you?
Nah, I don’t leave my room even if I am alone.
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girl: can you stop wearing those glasses while we have sex?
me:
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FACT OF THE DAY: the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it. that’s the only reason.
what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold
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When you answer someone with sarcasm and they get really offended.
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bath time!
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