Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month
this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life
You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex.
DO A BARREL ROLL
If this had contained even one more piece of punctuation, it would be exponentially less hilarious. So I’m glad it didn’t.
how the fuck do breasts do a barrel roll? rosexknight halp.
its real all right & there’s more where that came from
Please tell us more
the woman who pooped on the floor got banned, but not for pooping on the floor
there is a man who comes in once a week, buys a sandwich to go, and eats it in the men’s bathroom. we know because he leaves toothpicks and the wrapper by the urinal
a woman once demanded to know where she could buy an apartment in the area, i informed her that this was a panera and not a real estate office, and she interrupted me to specify she was looking for an $1100 two bedroom
we hired twins named franciel and franciela
customer complained about the size of the small mac n cheese (it comes pre-portioned) and i told her she could upgrade it to a large for a few dollars, at which point she shook her mac n cheese in my face and screamed “i could shit more mac and cheese than this!”
the GM got so upset that he threw a sandwich at the wall and it stuck there for a few minutes because of the sauce
people act like “do you want bread, chips, or an apple for your side?” is the goddamn SATs
just everyones daily reminder that ryou bakura is a canon queer adn trans person :3c also yami bakura is canonically aroace and agender Bye
There’s never been ‘cannon’ evidence on any of that. I can almost get the trans bit, since in the manga Bakura got bullied by students AND by teachers over his hair length. But beyond that? Nothing else supports the theory.
What you can say is cannon, is that Bakura doesn’t adhere to ‘gender norms’ and is comfortable dressing however he likes despite what others do to him.
(Including a teacher yanking on his hair, seriously wtf I don’t feel bad for that prick at all)
Disagreement over what and what isn’t cannon isn’t transphobic. And personally, I really like the headcanon of Bakura being trans. I would love for that to be cannon.
There is cannon. A thing confirmed by the creators and show lore. Aka, Rick from Rick and Morty is -cannonly- Pansexual. And Greg might be either Pan or Demi. Korra is cannonly Bi and in a romantic relationship with Asami from ATLA;LOK. And Garnet is cannonly a fused pair of tiny lesbians. Gear from Static Shock being gay is also cannon.
Head Cannons. Bakura being trans. Rick and Morty being trans. Harry Potter being literally and metaphorically in the closet is a head cannon. Haru being ace is also a head cannon. Han Solo being force sensitive- head cannon. ECT.
This does not make your headcanon any less valid. Head Cannons are meant for you to use all the grey areas and holes left by the show cannons as your own personal sandbox. Hell, even if a show were to present a cannon that directly contradicts your headcanon, no one is gonna stop you from continuing to celebrate your brain thoughts.
Not everyone that disagrees with you is ‘phobic’. Please don’t use that term so loosely in the future.
just wondering who gives a fuck whats canon an why do u feel th need to argue against trans headcanons like Who Cares whats canon. i dont. not a lot of people do. the only people who do use that as an excuse to not want their fave characters to be trans bc they hate trans people Bye
I’m… not fighting with you. Look man, you’re taking this extremely personally and I don’t think you know what the difference between what a cannon and a head cannon is.
Here’s a wiki of trans characters in film and media. I know there isn’t much yet in anime and cartoons, but its all the more reason to fight for it. Ten years ago it was unthinkable for there to be gay characters we could actually root for in children’s media and while we don’t have a enormous representation for that today, it’s certainly growing.
I hope the trend continues. I hope we see not just more same sex couples with both speaking and non speaking roles, but also 100% undeniable trans characters too. I want this to be normalized.
You should also know that Deyo, the person who commented isn’t transphobic. He could of put it better what he was feeling sure, but… jesus this is just blowing up isn’t.
Look, I’m sorry for upsetting you, that wasn’t my intention in the least.
I have a problem with poeple headcanoning trans. It feels like it puts trans people into a certain role and feels like i’’m being generalized. It feels more like trans people are being fetishized and not supported.
