When a university rejects your application, you literally paid them money just for them to tell you to go fuck yourself.
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gee I wonder why
>an entire generation of people that went to college, wound up in lifelong debt, and have minimum wage jobs to show for it.
>an entire generation of people that feel financial stability is a lofty dream
“why aren’t you people buying these rocks tho”
I pay this bitch $1800 every fucking month and all she do is complain about is “making too much noise walking around” so I brought a dog whistle and blow it all hours of the day & night now I complain how much her dog barks and keep me up
That is the ultimate petty move and I applaud you
This is great.
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MY FAVOURITE trope is the
“leave all your weapons”
*takes out far more weapons than expected (or logically able to carry)*and then
“i said ALL of them”
*takes out a dozen more weapons from increasingly improbable locations*
And then
*stern look**pulls out one more tiny pistol*
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Here’s the highest quality version of the pic. It’s transparent so you can add whatever you want inside of Nick’s phone.
Go wild you lunatics. And pls tag me in these because I want to see all of them.
look at this photograph
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how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
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