Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order.
Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.
Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.
Every so often the hostess will say “bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle!” as people are leaving.
Miracle Max’s Cure for the Mostly Dead is on the menu and its a giant chocolate cakeball.
The servers will sometimes switch your wines after distracting you.
They sell Anybody Want a Peanut Brittle at the door.
“There are a shortage of perfect chicken breasts in the world. Twould be a pity not to order these.”
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I’ll be your server.
Prepare to dine.”BWEAKFAST, BWEAKFAST IS WHAT BWINGS US TOGEVVER TODAY
The clients play along: “You seem a decent fellow, I love to tip you”
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tumblr has been very weak on memes the past few weeks. where are our new memes? why is meme production so far behind?
It’s because school has started! Class time takes valuable time away from shitposting, which is why meme production always increases in May/June and stays consistent throughout the summer, then decreases around August. It’s just market fluctuations, there’s no cause for concern.
(slams palms on table) PRIVATIZED EDUCATION AND COMPULSORY COLLEGE HAS SPIRALED US INTO MEME RECESSION
pepe stocks are at an all time low. Even the rarest ones are near worthless at this point. Hell, even JOHN CENA has lost momentum.
Our only hope to pull out this recession is the skeleton war.
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This is the only story about a haunted sword where the haunted sword is the least interesting part of the story.
this exact article as a 2015 aesthetic
(Source: austin.craigslist.org, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
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whiny gamergater piece of shits angry that dubbed ecchi has a one second jab at them, feels “oppressed”
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