Silver Tongue

Jul 01

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how to start discourse:

pyreo:

stefanyd:

scullysgf:

alyica:

[insert favorite character] is a [insert Harry Potter house]

sonic is a powerbottom

i don’t think that sentence starts discourse so much as ends any conversation before it even starts.

10 POINTS FROM POWERBOTTOM

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littleivor:

I suffered from really bad chronic nosebleeds when I was a kid and one time i had one so bad it covered my face and chest and shirt. i mean it was everywhere i looked like i’d just eaten someone. so i go to my mom and tap her awake and she opens her eyes to see a blood soaked child leaning over her in the dark saying ‘please help’ and to this day i can still hear her screaming

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quartz-poker:
“wilwheaton:
“ kerryrenaissance:
“ clitoreon:
“ what is this a fucking contest
”
It’s an intrusive question. Who’d answer it without incriminating themselves?
”
Yeah but what’s that sword stabbing into?
”
Actually yes- basically every...

quartz-poker:

wilwheaton:

kerryrenaissance:

clitoreon:

what is this a fucking contest

It’s an intrusive question. Who’d answer it without incriminating themselves?

Yeah but what’s that sword stabbing into?

Actually yes- basically every American soldier who died (and some British ones) in virtually every war in the past 300 yeas, including the Seven Years War.

:D Jesus has some competition.

Also don’t forget about people who are only alive because of organ donors

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superds64:
“striderriere:
“I spent like 3 hours on this
”
@soupery
”

superds64:

striderriere:

I spent like 3 hours on this

@soupery

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mx-bones:

when your team has many McCrees and 1 D.Va

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Originally posted by deiteiocabelo

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mx-bones:

mx-bones:

mx-bones:

what would it be called if two skeletons were bonding

boning

WAIT NO

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