‘the average woman owns 16 bras’ well shit i didnt know the average woman was made of money
“average woman owns 16 bras" factoid actualy just statistical error. average woman buys 0 bras per year. Titys Georgina, who lives in cave & wears over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
2012:
hey..um..I'm gonna reblog my own stuff..sorry...I just want to show you guys okay...? ;; ill tag it just in case..sorry again.... ill delete the reblogs if they bother you..
2015:
GUYS LOOK AT WHAT I DID
peridot:
is mayonnaise a weapon?
steven:
no mayonnaise is not a weapon
peridot:
*raises hand*
steven:
no, horse radish is not a weapon either
I’ve actually sat down and thought about it and here’s my conclusion
Imagine a movie is great. It has a great pacing and characters go through proper development. Now imagine it gets a just as good sequel. Everyone loves it. Kids, adults and everyone in between.
This time, imagine that companies start to focus on the comedic side characters and use them for advertisements. They end up everywhere. Now there is no merchandise of the main characters that were the ones to go through development and that we love. Eventually, due to the companies vastly misunderstanding what people enjoyed about the films, the side characters who were only there for comedic purposes have completely overtaken the series to the point where they get their own movie which completely retcons what character they did have.
That is where the hate for the minions comes from. They were just for comedic purposes in the original movies and what we DID know about them was that gru created them from corn. Then they were overadvertised and completely drowned out the characters people actually did like such as gru, the sisters and vector. it’s now like they don’t even exist. The hatred for the minions comes from the erasure of what made the original movies good.
