Silver Tongue

Jun 29

rosexknight:

Batman Movie: *Bruce Wayne standing in the middle of a group of swarming bats, accepting his fear and being all epic-looking*

My Best Friend: Now he thinks they’re cute too!! =D

just-shower-thoughts:

When you break the board game RISK down to simple terms, it’s a game about killing everyone in the world who’s a different color than you.

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elasticitymudflap:

sapphire saying overly dramatic shit like “Such is fate…” when steven tells her she froze the toilet fucking solidifies my hc that sapphire is just that sarcastic dramatic friend that whenever someone’s like “oh hey we’re out of ketchup” she deadpan gazes out the window and is like “So… it has come to This…”

and half the time she actually fools people into thinking that they’ve enabled some HyperDeathFuture by stating a lack of condiments

Wasn’t she humming stronger than you when in space jail and then jasper told her to stop. And then garnet sang stronger than you while fighting jasper? I am fully for sapphire being the master of comedy.

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lesbian-tm:

cptdriad:

glitxhes:

greenwithenby:

lovieblobie:

greenwithenby:

how long until ppl complain that Ruby and Sapphire are problematic as a couple because of how much they distracted each other.

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lesbians: *love each other*

tumblr dot hell: uh…seems a little problematic

It was a lil annoying/overdone and how it wasnt addressed/punished but still
Thts not attacking lesbianism its just lazy story

a lesbian couple: flirts with each other
tumblr: um… where’s the punishment…? :/

The reason behind it is because garnet is a separate entity from ruby and sapphire. She isn’t two people, nor one person, she is an experience. Why fused, they likely don’t get a chance to flirt with each other and have fun doing things that requires two people. When they were separated playing baseball, it rekindled their love for each other, not that their love was fading in the first place, but it’s probably the first time in a while they’ve gotten to just have fun as themselves with each other in a long time

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just-shower-thoughts:

Would the female equivalent of “tea-bagging” be “carpet bombing”?

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just-shower-thoughts:

I’ve never heard a car alarm go off and thought “Someones car is getting stolen.”

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ask-wiggles:

give me some crystal pony referencesssss?

http://silver-tongues-blog.tumblr.com/post/132386114340/new-silver-tongue-reference-sheet

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