Silver Tongue

Sep 22

greyeyedwolfie:
THERE ARE SNAKES IN MY BOOT
This is what conventions are all about.

Seems like a solid convention

How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer

Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”
Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007
They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)
Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it
When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place
Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page

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cartoonpolitics:

Number One For All The Wrong Reasons .. (read more here)

(Source: blogology, via jestre)

brittneykelly8:

amazingcacti:
Omfg

(Source: daily-meme, via thatsthat24)

mysharona1987:

Donald Trump is every student ever who didn’t read the book and is trying to wing it when the teacher asks what they think it was about.

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tehsmarticus:

tomfawkes:
smashingveteran:
smashbroslegacy:
62bitgaming:
128-bitretromonster:
hentai-sama:
ahegaomama:
doujinshi:
soggymoistmeat:
cop-puncher-666:
slayer-slayer-slayer:
cuckroach:
dongstomper:
adamsandlersuperdeath2005:
zsnes:
oddbagel:
memeluvr2:
27eggs:
stinkies-draws:
shachou-san:
allthenamesilikearetaken:
willdroz:
xxlewistxx:
jekyll–n–hyde:
takashi0:
psychadelicninja:
roxas2456:
mrkenyon:
therevenantrising:
space-samurai:
kurasamess:
minatokun:
wonderful-one-wonder-reed:
reedrill:
skeluigi:
0rdi:
ambitiousbard:
doctorlaser:
ryangooddays:
witchprncess:
metalgearwiki:
ganonfucker:
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(Source: onlydelayedsuccess, via tehsmartyxd)

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Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…

axispowersshella:

who’s the cuddler:
who makes the bed:
who wakes up first:
who has the weird taste in music:
who is more protective:
who sings in the shower:
who cries during movies:
who spends the most while out shopping:
who kisses more roughly:
who is more dominate:
my rating of the ship from 1-10:

(via demon-space-boi)