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why give a fuck when you could sell a fuck
Because I don’t have any fucks to spare. If you look at the field in which I grow my fucks, you will find it barren. this was a horrible year and the harvest yielded no fucks for myself let alone to give or sell.
honestly like
garnet has been fused on earth (at least the vast majority of the time) for several thousand years so
garnet doesnt have a british accent
britain has a garnet accent
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Commander holly is actually a bunch of pigeons in a space suit. Pass it on.
mint-and-love asked: Co supervillians omg yasss have tea every other day talking about the stupid stuff our superheros due.
“Did you hear about what Captain ‘Fart’astic did the other day? I spend years trying to figure out his secret identity and he blows it to his girlfriend who then blogs about it. What a waste!
Anyway, turns out he voted for Donald Trump, so he’s the real villain here.”
“Ugh i wish my superhero at least had some thoughts, all he does is try to cat call girls. I mean yeah he saved manhattan once, but now he expects to get special treatment about it.”
“Don’t worry. You know the old saying, make your own villains. They’ll probably beat him up for you.”
“You IDIOT! You made me. Remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn’t easy to get over, and don’t think that I didn’t try.”
mint-and-love asked: If you're a super villian could i be the cooky sidekick :U
We’ll be partners! Actually, sidekick is better. Oh, if you become a supervillain, can I be your sidekick!?
Hey, I thought I was your #1 henchperson
Sidekick is a step above henchperson. Not part of the same package.
mint-and-love asked: If you're a super villian could i be the cooky sidekick :U
We’ll be partners! Actually, sidekick is better. Oh, if you become a supervillain, can I be your sidekick!?
Hey, I thought I was your #1 henchperson