Silver Tongue

Jun 29

Thieves should carry handheld vacuums to scare away guard dogs

That would just wake up the owners of the house that they’re burglarizing

When Fry went missing in Futurama they should have just sent people to look for him at the address of his last delivery. They could have found him easily.

Actually that’s not quite true. Remember how I fry wiped off some of the frost to be able to see who exactly was in the chamber? His chamber was probably to frosted to be able to see him without wiping it off.

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dorktr0n:

parfaitperi:
monsterkiidd:
Voltron: Legendary Defender the musical where allura sings “I’ll make a man out of you” to the paladins as she beats them up
hope u dont mind I drew it!
bonus lance being a lil shit:
Bless you, sweet sweet child

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not-a-comedian:

justplainsimon:
Lord dominator is basically the onceler:
destroys everything in the end
doesn’t stop for anybody
passifist orange furry humanoid(?) tries to stop them, but is proven wrong
gets villian song about fuckin shit up
dresses too fly (and too ‘10s) to be straight
is all alone now (kind of a cautionary tale)
(don’t worry, shit grows back)
fuckin’…… theres truck loads of p0rn of them.
does that mean people are gonna make a billion au dom askblogs now

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Struggling to be a productive Artist be like

cheerycide:

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loversproblem:

platonic “i love you”s are pure and need to be protected reblog if you agree

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partlysmith:

goytears:
you: i enjoy drinking milk
me, pouring a ring of salt around myself: mhm yeah that’s totally understandable…
me: *bursts through your salt circle with my superior, reinforced skeleton*

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just-shower-thoughts:

There needs to be a YouTube series of a no-nonsense cop who watches famous scenes from Disney movies and tells us what illegal things are happening and what type of punishment they would get.

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