Silver Tongue

Jun 29

mx-bones:

qthorn:

P.Po

@peeposprite

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Reminder For The 4th

bearinzar:

biggerb0at:

unadulteratedpiratepizza:

Remember to mark your home with an American flag, so come Independence eve, Uncle Sam will know to pass over your home so he won’t snatch up your first born child

and if you have a pool you must dump all your tea in it 

Don’t forget to leave out a six pack of PBR or Budweiser and some bacon for when he visits. You will be rewarded ever so greatly for your patriotic deeds.

Don’t forget to post all grievances you have with the British government on your door so the spirit of George Washington doesn’t think you’re a loyalist

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fuckbangovers:

So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ 

I heard my mom scream in the other room

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myotpisgay:

dredsina:

if u live in america you know that the fourth of july actually lasts for two months

and i just heard my first fireworks two minutes ago so i’m here to tell you America Season has started

“Was that a firework or gunshot?” season has started.

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tradepassingjesus:

comesitbymyfire:

toodrunktofindaurl:

exxtraterrestrial:

I need more hufflepuff representation. Do not be afraid young hufflepuffs. Dwayne the fucking ROCK Johnson is a hufflepuff. Punch a FUCKING wall. ITS HUFFLEPUFF TIME.

You might say that he is a… Hufflebuff

Yah, I guess he’s pretty Huffletough

But of course he is Hufflerough after all.

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Jun 28

just-shower-thoughts:

“I should go, I have to work in the morning.” Is the adult version of “It’s my bedtime.”

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music-minx:

I stepped away to get a drink and came back to this…

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