Any male who wears a dress or makeup one time is either secretly trans or making fun of women.
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My mom: I guess what I’ve figured about lesbian relationships is like you’re looking for a best friend
Me: wouldn’t you want your partner to be your friend regardless of your sexuality
My mom: it doesn’t work like that for straight couples. Men and women can’t be friends we don’t even like each other
Me: ?????why are straight people so hell bent on hating each other
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Humans weren’t meant for long term space travel, they need food and heat and oxygen and they die in only like a hundred years or so, which isn’t long enough to travel between stars even at light speed.
The future of interstellar exploration is going to rest on the shoulders of ghosts, vampires and skeletons.
are you ready for the I N T E R G A L A C T I C S K E L E T O N W A R
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You know, if there ever is a live action last unicorn, Danny would make an amazing schmendrick
The Last Unicorn and Dan Avidan, a collab piece Zetallis and I did a while back and never posted! This piece turned out amazing and Steph’s even more so, go check her out~!
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Rats are so easy to please. I shoved some sweet potato into cardboard toilet paper tubes, packed in with shredded paper towels. At first they were just excited about the paper towel shreds and started making a nest, then they found the sweet potato and lost their minds. Like they couldn’t believe what a good and gracious world they lived in that there could be sweet potato and paper towel at the same time.
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a lot of older fairy tales involve cutting stomachs open and putting things in them and that weirds me out a little
I personally blame disney for making the tame versions be the mainstream ones. I like the peter pan where peter is the only one who is young forever and kills the lost boys when they get too old. I like the cinderella where her sisters cut off their feet to fit the slippers and get picked and pecked by cinderellas birbs. Those are the real versions and they are awesome.
Uh, ok, but Disney is marketed mainly to be viewed and enjoyed by the entire family.
I don’t think a movie about someone being raped while they were asleep or ripping their own tongue out would be a very good thing for kids.
Plus I wasn’t even talking about Disney? I was just saying there’s a weird common interest of cutting stomachs open and putting things in them. Namely rocks.
Like I’m pretty happy the tame versions are the ones that are in the movies so I can actually go see them with my little sisters.
If you want the gritty ones read them, play the video games, I’m sure there’s “gritty” movies too.
The reason why I mention it is because disney made the family friendly fairytales be what most people know them as. It’s weird to see darker fairytales or darker versions because we associate fairytales in general with being family friendly.
Mm… At the very least Into the Woods showed off some less than happy shit. I mean, one of the step-sisters fainted from blood loss in that one.
Oh, I love into the woods because they have more accurate versions of the fairytales such as Cinderellas slipper being gold and jack causing a bunch of stupid shit. One quip I have with the movie is that they didn’t have the full songs and left out the part of Rapunzel going mad due to PTSD but the movie and play are still pretty good. Also, I like that it’s got a fairly good way of showing that good and bad are matters of perspective and that sometimes, you have to settle with a bittersweet ending.
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