Silver Tongue

Sep 18

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thesweetadventuresofstrawberry:
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“ Because, You know, there is absolutely no way he would hate it!
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Well, good news, he did like it. Bad News, we need to take him to the E.R.
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Awe, he’s speechless. She really took his breath away!

thesweetadventuresofstrawberry:

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Because, You know, there is absolutely no way he would hate it!

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Well, good news, he did like it. Bad News, we need to take him to the E.R.

Awe, he’s speechless. She really took his breath away!

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I’m watching the Republican debate and Trump oh m y go dddd

“I’ve been in politics my whole life, just on that side.” *points to audience*

Yeah Trump I’ve been a doctor all my life just on that side *points to the patient waiting room*

I can’t f ucking believe. Rand Paul called him out on insulting people for petty things, like a middle schooler, and Trump’s response.

“I don’t recall ever attacking you on your looks, and there’s a lot to talk about there.”

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“Trump you insult people on superficial things.”
“No I don’t also you’re ugly.”

He unironically suggested we let ISIS and Syria kill each other off

Is this–Is this Jurassic World?!?

Donald Trump drinking game: take a drink every time Trump answers a complex, important political question with–

  • The world doesn’t respect Obama
  • The world doesn’t respect America
  • We need to be great again

I’d do it but I don’t wanna die. Someone else take me up on it.

“I respect women.” –Donald Trump

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“Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that?” –Donald Trump, about the one woman Republican candidate.

How did this callous lizard man crawl out of the swamp and slither into a suit. Who let this melty slug flop its way onto stage. Isn’t there security at these things?

“I want to build a wall. We have a lot of really bad dudes in this country. They’ve got gangs all over the place.”

I know 12-year-olds more politically informed than this.

“We have to have assimilation! In America we speak English!!”

-lies down- -lies down and cries- -rocks back and forth crying-

Trump, aiming to be surgeon general “Disease is bad! We have to go back to a time when disease wasn’t ravaging this country! Obama let disease happen. I won’t stand by and let Obama turn American into this!”

Trump, aiming to be a Supreme Court judge, “Lawlessness is ravaging this country! Crime is so high! We need to stop judges from letting illegal things happen! Obama did this.”

Trump, aiming for any highly specified and vitally important position, “Vague general angry statement! Blaming Obama! More vague angry noises! I hate women!”

“Autism has become an epidemic…I want smaller doses (of vaccines) over time… You take this little beautiful baby and you pump in–it looks like it was meant for a horse!”

oh god. oh god oh god ho god oh go do goh og do goh ogod ghog dso gooh god 

He said. He said. Let’s not vaccinate our kids because needles are scary. The vaccines. Look scary. Don’t put needle in smol baby. Scary. I don’t

fucking

believe

“I thought you guys were pro-life.” -My friend Annie, in response to the above

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tipsymaple:

Reasons Why “Get A Load Of That Dog” Is A Great Meme

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I cannot stress this enough for the 2016 election

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willisninety-six:

If Bernie loses the primaries: YOU STILL MUST VOTE

Tumblr’s become so attached to Bernie that I’m not sure y’all are still gonna vote in the election if he loses. I will vote for him, I know most of you might too, but we must still be prepared for something like that :/

I know it would mean that you will have lost the one candidate you believed in the most. I know it will possibly mean voting for Hillary over the Republicans, when all of you don’t like her that much, I understand, believe me.

BUT HERE’S WHY YOU STILL VOTE:

1. Because are you going to give the Republicans a greater chance of victory?

I know it seems like HRC and the Republicans are one in the same to most of you, but if both HRC and the GOP REALLY dislike each other? You can tell that’s not exactly true. Granted when compared to Bernie, Hillary seems conservative, but Bernie’s super liberal where Clinton reflects most of the party, center-left, like Obama. She’s not the progressive you all want, but she sure as hell ain’t conservative. Bernie has positive things to say about Hillary, and, let’s face it, she is still a better choice than any GOP candidate.

2. Not voting means you are still deciding who has a better chance of winning in the election, don’t be fooled.

Don’t think that Bernie not winning the Dem nomination means that there is no hope at all for change and that voting for any Democrat is useless, if you don’t vote, you give the Republicans a greater chance of winning, just like I said above.  And you know what? Good. Because that’s exactly what they want.
Why would they want young people voting if it means they might vote Democrat? Think about that hard.

3. BECAUSE BERNIE WANTS YOU TO.

Seriously, he released a whole video on how “elites want big money to dominate the political process” and this:

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And he KNOWS they don’t want that. You will not be making a positive change if you don’t vote, hence he is saying you will make the problem worse, if you avoid voting.

This is not only for this election. It is 2016 and beyond. Don’t forget that, please.

Seriously if liberals/dems/other don’t vote Republicans will win, apathy is how we ended up with Bush 2.0. Immigrants, women and LGBTQ people all will be in trouble with the conservative Republican party takes the house.

(Source: wallisninety-six, via paper-shepard-deactivated201610)

deviantartwhy:
“O.o more terrifying then the actual game
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I know right? Why the fuck comic sans

deviantartwhy:

O.o more terrifying then the actual game

I know right? Why the fuck comic sans

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