Silver Tongue

Sep 17

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Anonymous asked: I ship you with no one because you're the ace aro char who shouldnt be shipped.

While I am Ace, this situation would be purely hypothetical.

Send me a message with who you ship me with and what our ship name would be

fangsartworkshop asked: Chaotic neutral. You seem pretty solid in the middle of the moral compass but you're also kinda crazy. In the fun way.

Sounds about right. I see myself as chaotic neutral too.

ashle1:

if you were to label me as 

what would you label me

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You’ve heard of Carry On My Wayward Son now enjoy

xekstrin:

punlich:

Please Stop My Relentless Daughter

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Anonymous asked: I'm curious, what do you usually deliver? (Pizza, other food?) Any crazy stories?

Oh boy.

First, I deliver sandwiches. I work for jimmy johns.

Now for the worst parent award.

this one woman comes with a toddler daughter and young child son. She takes the baby seat and brings it over to her table but rather than setting her toddler in it, she puts her purse in it and her toddler on the table. She is on a call as her daughter stands on the table and starts smacking the overhanging light. Now all out hanging lights are connected on a single bar. swing one light and the whole bar swings and subsequently, the other lights. So this bitch is letting her daughter put other customers in danger by swaying a long bar hanging up high. Meanwhile, her son is holding down the ice machine and letting ice fall all over the floor, making a slipping hazard. When we ask her to control her kids, she throws a huge fit about how we don’t have the right to criticize her parenting and demands to speak to the manager. Luckily, the manager was the one who asked her to control her kids and not put her toddler on the table.

So she makes a huge scene and leaves and luckily we never see her again.

Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:

armiehammerme:

go-ride-a-boar:

DO THIS

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I need more hypnotic butt wagging in my life