Silver Tongue

Sep 17

Things I am going to do when Pokemon Go comes out:

-come up with a goofy catchphrase to say before I start a battle and when I win/lose
-ask strangers for their numbers after we battle so I can call them constantly to tell them how strong my top percentage rattata is
-brush up on my Pokeflute playing skills in case of a Snorlax blocking my path
-start a gym and hand out badges to people who beat me
-scream “THERE’S A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING” at people riding bikes in illogical locations
-jump out at unsuspecting civilians when they walk past to battle
-blast inspiring Pokemon music when I travel around or battle people
-cosplay every day
-lose my entire social life

I have greens theme on my phone and I will play it whenever I battle

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rainfelt:

boychic:
everybody who skipped dragon age origins is missing out b/c at some point you help a tree who speaks only in rhymes steal an acorn from a homeless man in your quest to locate and kill a naked woman and some werewolves for an 800 year old elf
Maybe you stole an acorn from a homeless man. I bartered for it like a decent human being.

I don’t know, stealing it was fun. Also I helped the werewolves because I’m a good elf mage

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stpetericks:

are you ever listening to a fall out boy song and then suddenly u kind of just drop everything and stop in ur tracks and maybe stop breathing for a minute
because holy fuck
u fucking understands what he says in that one part
and ur life is sort of changed forever

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arealliveghost:

mulattafury:
sometimes u go on google searching for a reference image and you just find something that is totally not what you are looking for but is better than anything u could have ever dreamed

who is she
[source]
the moment I saw this woman I was completely overcome with the feeling that she was, at that very moment, somehow divorcing me

I need to draw her

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classannalampost:

firebreathingeli:
actualscience:
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firebreathingeli:
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
i do bite my thumb, sir
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
is the law on our side if i say ay?
No
no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir
Do you quarrel, sir?
quarrel, sir? no sir
if you do, sir, i am for you: i serve as good a man as you
No better
well, sir
DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?
DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?
DOST THOU EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURT YARD, WITH HASTE.
The Shakespeare fandom is out of control

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Dear customer who just ordered a delivery

You could have mentioned on the note that the entire section of the apartment complex you live in is entirely blocked off

silver-tongues-blog asked: If you hint at any dislike towards puns on tumblr, you are inviting everyone to leave lame puns. it's like some sort of pun-ishment

officialkeikoandgilly:

a-random-mod:
jitterbugjive:
you just made the same exact pun as the other person
i’m telling you
pun-ishment is the most lame pun
Your response had no punctuation.
You mean pun-ctuation. =P
Sorry for being pun-ctual about it. xD

I’m going to pun - ch you for pointing out my pun

janembascandyhell:

My favorite bastard

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