Silver Tongue

Sep 16

virtual-dinosaurs:
“ greg universe: dream slayer
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virtual-dinosaurs:

greg universe: dream slayer

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50kb:

Man, Bill is kind of creeping me out, better watch something else.

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You know, all four of those shows involve interdimensional travel

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chefpyro:

Seeing people talk about foreign products and being expected to know what they are is so surreal, like what the fuck is a pop tart, I have no idea, but apparently they’re on sale where this person lives so good for them.

Pop tarts are like crackers covered in frosting with fruit inside

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Gun Terms for Writers

notevendoommusic:

superblys:

jamessblond:

As someone who writes fics with action sequences and the use of guns, I thought maybe it would be helpful to pass some things on. Even though I’ve done lots of research and talked with family members (I live in WI which is a big hunting state and we have lots of guns), I still catch myself making mistakes with specific terms and their usage. Reading more James Bond fics lately, I catch others making mistakes also. So here is a little guide to help writers. 

  • A ‘clip’ is something that stores multiple rounds of ammunition. It is not what you would insert into a handgun to load it. Clips make loading into a magazine easier because they simply store the rounds. It helps with organization. 
  • A magazine is what feeds the ammunition into the barrel. Magazines vary in capacity. They, unlike clips, are spring-loaded, which helps the ammunition move in the gun. So, when you want a character to reload, they would use a pre-loaded magazine, NOT a clip. 
  • A silencer is really a suppressor. ‘Silencer’ is a word that’s used in media to refer to a suppressor that doesn’t exist in real life. Guns that are suppressed will still be loud and have a sound. This is because compressed air will still leak out of the end of the barrel, you can’t silence a bullet moving extremely fast through the air, and you can’t silence the mechanical parts on a gun. There will be a noise, but it just won’t be as loud or more importantly, alert people in a nearby area that a gun was just fired. SO suppressor is a much more accurate term technically speaking. 
  • There are different kinds of suppressors. One important kind suppresses the muzzle flash. It’s likely a sniper would use this more than they would want to use a sound suppressor, as the muzzle flash more easily enables you to be spotted when you don’t want to be. These are simply referred to as flash suppressors. 
  • After a handgun runs out of ammunition, the slide will lock back into place and you will know that it is out. There is no ‘click’ signifying an empty weapon that is so dramatized in movies and tv. A more likely scenario that would prevent a gun from firing would be a jam. Or programming the gun to recognize certain palm prints. 
  • A great place for writers, in particular fanfic writers, who want information on guns is imfdb. You can find out what guns are used in movies and shows, and what guns characters use. You can also just search for guns. 
  • If you want to get really specific, check out YouTube. There are users who will post reviews of guns on there, which can be really helpful if you want to see how a particular gun looks or how to shoot it. 

So yeah! Here are just a few basic tips if you want to write a fic where a character uses guns. 

I see you’ve got terminology down, now let’s go for a little technicality. 

Other helpful tips:

A few things I have to add to this:

The caliber of a round is usually measured in either millimeters or in hundredths of an inch. One “unit” of caliber, I guess, is one one-hundredth of an inch. For example, a 45-caliber round has a .45 inch diameter (which is why it’s called a .45).  DO NOT CONFUSE THIS WITH MILLIMETERS. .45 mm is NOT 45-caliber.

Common cartridges measured in millimeters with their respective calibers:

Rifles:

Handguns:

(*the measurement you’re more likely to see for each cartridge.)

In the case of rifles, cartridges meant for civilian use are usually designated as .223, .300, .308, etc. Designations such as 5.56mm, 7.62mm, etc. are usually indicative of military-grade ammunition. This is not always true, but usually that’s how it is.

Military-grade bullets are held to higher standards and typically cause more stress on the internal mechanism, and the guns they’re meant for are built to handle that. They can also handle civilian ammunition. It doesn’t work the other way around, however. Do not attempt to use military-grade ammunition in a civilian-model firearm that hasn’t been modified to handle it.

A few different kinds of cartridges:

- Full metal jacket, which gives increased penetration capabilities but doesn’t do much in the ways of expansion. Risky to use in situations with a lot of innocents around, as often they can over-penetrate and go on to hurt someone behind the target.

- Hollow-points, which expand like crazy when they hit something, causing massive internal damage to their target. Outlawed in warfare under the Hague Convention of 1899, but can be used by civilians.

- Soft-points, which serve as a happy medium between the penetration capabilities of full metal jacket rounds and the expansion of hollow-point rounds.

- Shot, usually rat-shot or snake-shot, which can be fit in bullets and used to kill small vermin at close range without doing a whole lot of damage to the surrounding area.

- Sub-sonic, which have a lower muzzle velocity and effective range, but will decrease the chance of overpenetration. This is also the ideal ammo choice for weapons fitted with suppressors, as subsonic rounds avoid the “crack” of a sonic boom that other bullets can make upon leaving the barrel.

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let he who is without kink cast the first shame

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ciryes:

autisticgrimsley:

person: (mentions touhou)

me: (from 80000 miles away) hi yes you called

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As a space alien, I too descend to the nearby planet Earth whenever Touhou is mentioned

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jwblogofrandomness:
“ muppetmayhem:
“ muppetmindset:
“ …oh my god…. its like looking into a mirror of my soul
15 Muppets make up this hodgepodge of Henson
”
Dear god why WHY MY EYES!! MY EYES!
”
Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak Muppets...

jwblogofrandomness:

muppetmayhem:

muppetmindset:

…oh my god…. its like looking into a mirror of my soul

15 Muppets make up this hodgepodge of Henson

Dear god why WHY MY EYES!! MY EYES!

Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak Muppets stronger!

So this is what homeworld thinks of fusions!?

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moonshinedusk asked: Hm... Necromancer.

scraps-is-busy:

Eeeeeeh, no? I see the reasoning, but I’m not a horror fan, and necromancy is kinda horror themed. 

Actually, now that I think about it… Necromancy is taking the role of the minion master who uses horror against this enemies. Sign me up. 

Warden would be the necromancer