Silver Tongue

Jun 26

[video]

Batman is probably more afraid of being audited than anything else.

cashwheel:
dark tumblr show me informative posts that arent condescending or passive aggressive
Jesus of Nazareth was actually born 4 years later than they thought which means 2016 is a myth it’s still 2012 and the world could still end like the Mayas predicted

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slcywalker:

sokkaspetboomerang:
twilimidnaz:
The only reason that the anakin and padme ship is called Anidala is because everyone is collectively trying to avoid calling it Anime
KISS KISS FALL IN LAVA
STOP

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Finally home after being called in an hour early. I’m going to take a shower and then collapse on my bed.

Ugh, I’m being called into work early

just-shower-thoughts:

I wonder how many of those “jerks” who don’t return their shopping cart in the parking lot are single parents who have to strap their baby in before loading the groceries in their trunk and don’t want to leave their baby alone in the car to return a cart.

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Omg guys please never say the following to a cashier:

rosexknight:

“Haha it must be free.”
“I get a discount right?”
“C'mon smile!”
“I just printed those bills this morning.”
I guarantee they’ve heard them a billion times. You’re not bringing humor to their day. You’re making yourself look like an idiot. Just don’t…

Whenever someone says that, I just stare at them with the most deadpan look I can give. You know, this one

[video]

3D Animated Eevee

djthed:

What’s he so excited about?

EDIT:
Dang, this post kind of exploded more than I would have thought in just 24 hours! I edited the animation slightly as I noticed a few minor odd instances I didn’t notice before publishing this. Still the same animation, but better (you probably won’t notice a difference at all if you’re an average viewer, though)!

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