Silver Tongue

Jun 26

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dr-archeville:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

surprisebitch:

madmaxriemelt:

arsturbuther:

No

i’m weak.

im screaming!!

The Curious Case of May Parker

It’s happening in the cartoons, too:

Aunt May (and Ms. Lion) from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (1980s)

Aunt May from Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1990s)

Aunt May from The Spectacular Spider-Man (2000s)

Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man (2010s)

True facts: Every time Peter’s uncle Ben dies in the latest origin story May absorbs the life force left over from his remaining years and uses it to rejuvenate herself

Uncle Ben dies over and over again to keep her young

Wait, are you telling me that aunt may is a more successful version of the vulture!?

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sucymemebabaran:

eternally-riley:

giddygoons:

Ice bears ❄️

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING HEIGHT DIFFERENCE OMHG

I made it better

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just-shower-thoughts:

Opening your eyes during a prayer is usually frowned upon by religious people, but the only ones who will catch you doing it are the ones that do it themselves.

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did-you-kno:

The official Garfield website offered a free email service called ‘G-Mail’ years before Google launched their version. Source Source 2

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just-shower-thoughts:

They say laziness makes you fat, but being too lazy to prepare food has been a big reason for me being underweight for years.

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crpl-pnk:

i cannot stand that post that calls jellyfish evil bags. a jellyfish is a morally neutral bag. it is man that is evil

jwblogofrandomness:

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epicmafiameekins:

yo danny phantom he was just 1

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