Silver Tongue

Sep 16

ask-future-twilight-sparkle asked: Are there any mission types in games that you don't enjoy? Like say escort missions or vehicle missions?

scraps-is-busy:

Honestly, I’m easily pleased, so there aren’t many game types I dislike. 

But yes, Escort missions are a bane. Often because they’re really gimmicky, and the AI is bare bones. 

That’s not to say I haven’t played good escort missions. I really like Enslaved: Odyssey to the West, and that entire game is an escort mission. But it’s done well. 

Bioshock infinite

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AND JOIN US NEXT TIME ON, “WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TABLET PEN I JUST HAD IT 2 MINUTES AGO???????”

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The Wine Mom Game

monkeygrrlee:

spookyoeve:

tricksterpuyon:

Allow me to explain the rules of the Wine Mom game, a game my friends and I have started playing together at sleepovers and junk

Basically, we all pick generic suburban white mom names (Linda, Helen…) and then have a glass of a drink, wine glass optional, and actual wine optional (we’re all too young to drink but….) and go around in a circle of the group, where one mom makes a statement to the one next to them, that mom makes a reply without laughing  and then makes a statement to the next mom and the game goes forward from that.

If you laugh then any moms affected will take a sip from their drink. Once a mom runs out of drink, they are out of the game.

You can say anything as absurd as possible as long as you are in character. For example…

Mom 1: Marsha, my husband has been collecting a bunch of… action figures.

Mom 2: Well, I’m sure he enjoys those big anime titties.

Send me your stories if you play this game. Or tag it as #winemomchallenge

monkeygrrlee

Oh my god Drama club dude

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finally got around to ordering a new power cord for my keyboard piano

I see the mobile Tumblr app updated

adurot:

piratedashmod:

I see it got worse too. Constant tapping to try and open links, notifications not refreshing, posts disappearing from the dashboard.

Just why…

Who needs full functionality when we can link to our Facebook accounts and Twitter now!?

don’t forget the constant crashing!

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blink-189:

this whole “girls are great boys are bad” bs on this website is sickening

it ain’t equality if you’re shitting on half the goddamn population

if you 100% unironically say anything similar to that, i will assume you never matured past the age of five with this kindergarten bullshit.

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conceptualsolitude:

concept: me, sleeping without any obligation to wake up

A coma

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