Silver Tongue

Jul 21

stephgrips-deactivated20200826:

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jilf:

It’s so weird seeing ppl on this site legitimatley have a problem with polyamory like. Sorry this dude’s got more boyfriends than you or whatever?

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quilavace:
“The ‘Chu line!
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quilavace:

The ‘Chu line!

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thatsoneforamerica:

ssskeletonsoffun:

themistrustfulmistress:

brainstatic:

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

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Originally posted by relatablepicturesofaleks

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Gotta do everything myself around here

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exuberantoddity:

markodragic:

markodragic:

markodragic:

I finished portal and immediately went to ebay and ordered portal 2, I cannot wait to hang out with that wretched stephen merchant ball that people were obsessed with 10 years ago

I’ve been playing for about half an hour and I’ve come to the conclusion that I would die for this little sphere guy

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i would still die for that fucking idiot man

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harehollows:

modern day retelling of sisyphus where instead of pushing a rock up a hill he’s having the worst time getting a fitted sheet onto a queen-sized mattress

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oifelixcmerebrou:

tangerinedream:

i just want a girl to look at me and hope i’m gay

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greyisbetterthangray:

captain-price-officially:

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Losing it over this

@ people in the notes are saying he should have googled Prince Phillip before he got on stage … no, you don’t understand … Prince Phillip was announced dead during his set.

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Which also means that for a lot of the audience they had just heard this news for the first time and their first reaction was to cheer lol.

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thoodleoo:

postilionstruckbylightning:

thoodleoo:

you know what? fuck you *replaces all the boards in your ship with different boards until you aren’t sure whether it’s the same ship anymore*

You know what? Fuck you back *builds exact replica of the ship with the discarded original boards*

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You know what? Fuck. Both of you

*captains one of the ships making it the true ship as the boards are not what makes it but rather the spirit and experience of its crew*

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