Silver Tongue

Jun 25

just-shower-thoughts:

The reason I like staying up so late so much is because between the hours of 1am to 5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. I could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. It’s so silent and calm. I love it.

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just-shower-thoughts:

I love eating bananas, I hate banana flavored foods.

That’s because the artificial banana flavour is the flavour of a type of banana that went extinct in the 40s

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zoruui:

Drawing ya oc in pain / crying / in tragic and heartbreaking situations

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me as a high school economics teacher

kinkshamer69:

that one kid: why dnt we jst print more money?

me:

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the-fury-of-a-time-lord:
“ yourantagonist:
“ darkwraithdan:
“ wheel-skellington:
“ mormonfacts:
“ good
”
“not delivered” is the greatest slow hitting joke ever
”
I think this is my favourite
”
NOT DELIVERED
”
not fucking delivered god fucking dammit...

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

yourantagonist:

darkwraithdan:

wheel-skellington:

mormonfacts:

good

“not delivered” is the greatest slow hitting joke ever

I think this is my favourite

NOT DELIVERED

not fucking delivered god fucking dammit i’m so upset

Would you kindly go fuck yourself

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ryukodragon:

chisayukizome:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

a-giant-spider:

ptarmigans:

not sure if that bird’s a guy or a gal ? well your buddy don bluth has got you covered ! just refer to this handy dandy chart and you’ll be an identification master™ !

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this is how you know a bird is evil:

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this is how you know a bird is the main character

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I THOUGH THTIS WAS A JOKE BUT

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awed-frog:
“ Do I need to say something?
Nah.
”
At first I was confused as to what kind of people would not know what the phrase lowest common denominator is but then I remembered that it is the lowest common denominator did not know what the words...

awed-frog:

Do I need to say something?

Nah.

At first I was confused as to what kind of people would not know what the phrase lowest common denominator is but then I remembered that it is the lowest common denominator did not know what the words meant.

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gearholder:

chefpyro:

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pictured: my discord server

Tag yourselves I’m the dog - .-

I’m princess

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chaya-one:
“ goldenpothos:
“ transclaw:
“ “Terfs are violent!”
And I suppose this is coincidental?
”
Terfs have given money and worked with anti gay groups to hurt trans people which in turn hurts the entire community. Terfs have denied trans people...

chaya-one:

goldenpothos:

transclaw:

“Terfs are violent!”
And I suppose this is coincidental?

Terfs have given money and worked with anti gay groups to hurt trans people which in turn hurts the entire community. Terfs have denied trans people access to public events, bathrooms, and healthcare. Terfs have harassed and doxed numerous trans women putting them in danger. Tell me where trans people have ever done that to cis gay/lesbians? Don’t sit here and act like trans people are violent because of tags on tumblr when there is actual legitimate proof that terfs are violent to trans people.

if you think I’m going to be polite or reasonable with people who want me dead you can go fuck yourself OP

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