omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desk stop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna piss myself omfg
and the way she said “I just deleted the internet” with a completely straight face just takes the cake holy fuck I can’t breathe
While I sincerely hope that your mom is joking, this only reinforces my belief that a lot of the previous generation just cannot grasp technology, and because they don’t understand it, they think it’s bad.
People are afraid of what they don’t understand and because they refuse to learn how to do it, they never progress. Does it make it okay? No. But at least when the current generation is older, we will be more willing to let progress happen.
No, you fucking whackjob, I literally went to a bakery and bought myself a fucking sausage roll, holy shit dude
They sell sausages in bakeries there?
NO, THEY SELL SAUSAGE ROLLS
ROLLS WITH SAUSAGES IN THEM
IS THIS A STRANGE CONCEPT TO YOU??
Oh so they’re like hot pockets minus the diarrhea?
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Toffee theory
I don’t think Toffee can touch the wand. he had the perfect opportunity to take it multiple times but he always needed ludo or his minions to try and grab it. My theory is that at some point, he did gain the wand at some point but then there was an enchantment when he lost it. Maybe it’s what costed him his finger. But yeah, my theory is that toffee is unable to touch the wand.
me creating an OC five years ago:
i have to make this character as different from myself as i can, or they'll be self-insert mary sue trash. they have to be my complete polar opposite. i will have no idea how to characterize them, but they must not share any traits with me whatsoever
me creating an OC now:
and YOU get my social anxiety, and YOU get my fear of intimacy, and YOU get my inability to admit when i've made a mistake, and YOU are basically just me in a hat,
