Silver Tongue

Sep 13

[video]

if-you-say-21-again-iwillkillyou:
becausetheintrovert:
thelifeofatubaplayer:
thelastmellophone:
espurr-roba:
consultingmoosecaptain:
dalekitsune:
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
See also:
~~Blood is thicker than water~~ The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
These made me feel better
Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”
It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.
what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these
society
I love how the full versions of all of these literally gives it the completely opposite meaning than the shortened versions wtF

(Source: lesbianfreyja, via adurot)

sigmatique:

pebbles5ever:
hypno-angex:
suklaaaa:
bunnyinafez:
iwantfitbody:
madamedepompador:
winchesterwolves:
moniker-padacklyte:
zillystring:
wasereborworthit:
mellowminty:
pizzaforpresident:
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
M ILKY E H

(via zeroyalviking)

[video]

bevismusson:

lancerbuck:
skaifox:
wentworthsbitch:
benpaddon:
ayethatgirlrithany:
sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:
This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.
Did she not just cut her friend’s fucking legs off
The more you look at it the more bewilderingly wrong it gets.