Silver Tongue

Jun 24

gluey-porch-treatments:

iprayinthespeech:

gluey-porch-treatments:

just-shower-thoughts:

Cinnamon is just delicious sawdust.

… No?

It’s true! Cinnamon (or more commonly cassia because it’s cheaper) is the bark from trees of the Cinnamomum family. It curls up when it’s been peeled and dried, thus cinnamon sticks. But we grind it down to use it, so it’s pretty much sawdust.

Well shoot. I guess you really do learn something new every day

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just-shower-thoughts:

Being a drug dealer would require I use way more math than I utilize doing my actual job in finance.

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rustypipes-and-tigerstripes:
“ This is important.
”

rustypipes-and-tigerstripes:

This is important.

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wi-fu:
“ x
”

wi-fu:

x

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tookingabout:
“ holmesianpose:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
“ by Jim Benton
”
OMG THE TINY PLEASED EXPRESSION ON THAT LEMON’S FACE
”
It’s so happy to finally have been summoned. Let the lemon have his moment.
”

tookingabout:

holmesianpose:

tastefullyoffensive:

by Jim Benton

OMG THE TINY PLEASED EXPRESSION ON THAT LEMON’S FACE

It’s so happy to finally have been summoned. Let the lemon have his moment.

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grumpsaesthetics:

arthoebeyonce:

if you ever feel like a fuckup, just think you will never in your life fuck up as badly as david cameron, the prime minister of the united kingdom, whose political gamble in calling this referendum has completely backfired and britain has not only voted to leave the eu but it might also cause scotland and northern ireland to break up from the union. so if you ever feel like a fuckup, just think of dave and how he, the prime minister of the united kingdom, has single-handedly put at risk the economic prosperity, political stability and unity of his country for the advancement of his own political career and that he will now probably have to resign knowing that this will be his legacy

well at least now he won’t only be remembered as the guy who face fucked a dead pig

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cyanocitta-blattidae:
“ human butterscotch never fails to make me laugh my ass off
the snoot
”
If he tells a lie, does it grow longer?

cyanocitta-blattidae:

human butterscotch never fails to make me laugh my ass off

the snoot

If he tells a lie, does it grow longer?

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thrandilf:
“ baboushkat:
“ peterfromtexas:
“ UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader
”
its like they’re not even the same species.
” ”

thrandilf:

baboushkat:

peterfromtexas:

UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader

its like they’re not even the same species.

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