Silver Tongue

Apr 06

OH MY GOD ABDJAKJFKWL

you know, when they said “you’ll eat more than usual while on HRT”, i didnt think they meant “your body will crave hamburgers with a furious hunger”

are there burger kings in the netherlands? you could get impossible whoppers

airsignz:

top 3 funniest things that i’ve read about animal crossing in the past couple days
1. that person on twitter saying they were genuinely being bullied by a snooty villager and also called it harassment
2. another person on twitter talking about how it’s fucked up to say that you shouldn’t wanna fuck animal crossing characters
3. this

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roguemechanic:

salty-eclair:
agonius:
manteiaa:
hotmeat89:
fieldbears:
daco-broman:
tilthat:
TIL that a captive beluga whale learned how to speak rudimentary English after 7 years in captivity; it was only known after a diver visiting his tank at night heard voices telling him to “get out” when no one else was in sight, it was actually the beluga whale.
via reddit.com
lmao I would shit myself on sight you big white bastard don’t speak up at me
Imagine a species learning to speak just so it can tell you to fuck off
is this real this is fucked
what the fuck i looked at the article and this was the photo of the whale they used im terrified
This is what NOC the beluga whale sounded like
I was expecting something deep in sound not this

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beckaboi:

theclassicsreader:
theclassicsreader:
when shakespeare wrote “beware the ides of march” he was talking about coronavirus
when ts eliot wrote “april is the cruellest month” he was also talking about coronavirus
When Andrew Hussie named his webcomic Homestuck and had it start mid-april guess fucking what

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calladraws101:

Switch (inspired by @kimidoodlez )

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