Silver Tongue

Sep 10

hoofprint-is-spooky:
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hoofprint-is-spooky:

4 Emojis. 

(Source: scraps-is-busy)

chefpyro:

‘are you carrying any weapons’, the guard asks me at the airport

‘actually, yes’, i say, before flexing, causing my enormous biceps to rip my shirt sleeves apart, ‘i’ve got these guns!’

the guard laughs. ‘alright then, gal, go on through’

little does he know about the gatling guns under the epidermal layer of my wicked rad cyborg arms

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Anonymous asked: lmao your rules make you seem like huge brat

dracini:

colorblaze-and-friends-rebooted:

Maybe I am a brat.

but at least i’m not a

BAT

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The rules arn’t even that bad tho?
Like tell me who you are and don’t talk about sex
thats just???
normal isn’t it? who goes up to people the don’t know and screams about sex anyway? Fucking hell

Blogs have rules for a reason and you can’t follow them you can go fuck yourself.

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a-random-mod:

hyperchaotix:

officialdeadlinejon:

officialdeadlinejon:

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

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I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

Can someone make a political cartoon with an old person at a computer that says “entire knowledge of the world” saying “this thing is useless”

I made one myself.

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flabbey:

(Source: commissar-bianca-blog, via rosexknight)

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