Silver Tongue

Sep 09

[video]

a-giant-spider:
i dunno about you guys but if i’m not sure if a snake is venomous or not i don’t think my first step would be to grab & examine its ass

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[video]

maxwell5123 asked: Oh no! Did I break you?

wolfitten:

a-random-mod:
sweet-poni-deactivated20151104:
well
no
i mean
Silver/Diane send me a hypnosis thing
and …

…I don’t normally believe in hypnosis
but
ohmygod
ohmygod indeed
I…am very very curious as to what the “thing” was…

I got her to have sex with a pillow because of this

Harry and Neville were both born in the end of July.

What people think it means : They both could have been the chosen ones.
What I think in means : The Potters and Longbottoms had hell of a fun on that epic Halloween party Sirius threw in 1979.

chefpyro:

gearholder:
greensalamander:
krazy-chibi:
I can’t believe I actually finished this! XD

This happened because I binge watched the Game Grumps playthrough of the Goonies Games.

I hope they see this! I worked really hard on it!
The Goonies © 1985 Warner Bros. Inc.
Game Grumps © The Game Grumps
This is kinda like updog.
This summer.
One smart fellow.
Will. Feel.
SMART.
Guest-starring the guy who created Facebook. Not the guy who played the guy who created Facebook, but the guy who created Facebook.

Also featuring Mr Wilson’s 72 purple cats and the game, buttball.

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[video]

just-shower-thoughts:

If I ever commit a violent crime, first I will dumpster dive behind SuperCuts and collect the hair they threw away. Then, after the crime, I will cover everything in the room with the hair clippings. The Jury will have no choice but to acquit me and the 794 other forensically identified suspects.

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deviantartwhy:

I AM THE LORD OF THE RINGS.

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