Silver Tongue

Sep 09

jwblogofrandomness:
“welcome2summonersrift:
“ Kiss kiss fall in love
”
This seems like something out of a Fairly OddParents episode.
”
It’s exactly out of a fairly odd parents episode and the vase was insured for a lot more

jwblogofrandomness:

welcome2summonersrift:

Kiss kiss fall in love

This seems like something out of a Fairly OddParents episode.

It’s exactly out of a fairly odd parents episode and the vase was insured for a lot more

(via jwblogofrandomness)

kelpiesnshit:

Yknow I would 100% like sell nudes and pics of my feet and dirty panties if it was all done digitally

You can probably make a separate partreon and people see how much they donate. Like, the cheapest option would let them see feet and suggestive things whereas the more expensive supporters get full on nudes.

(Source: hollllow)

dracini:
“ Tis I
The noodlyest dragon
”
Best noodle

dracini:

Tis I
The noodlyest dragon

Best noodle

ruthlessamor:
“ ayellowbirds:
“ punishandenslavesuckers:
“ There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy.
”
Here it is:
”
No one can ever say...

ruthlessamor:

ayellowbirds:

punishandenslavesuckers:

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. 

Here it is:

No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.

No one.

(Source: swolcat, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

maxwell5123 asked: uh Sweet? do you need a care package sent asap? I think i might have killed you

sweet-poni-deactivated20151104:

I HUMPED MY PILLOW

<3

maxwell5123 asked: Oh no! Did I break you?

sweet-poni-deactivated20151104:

well

no

i mean

Silver/Diane send me a hypnosis thing

and …





…I don’t normally believe in hypnosis

but

ohmygod

ohmygod indeed

earthdad:
“ heck ya Bernie tell it like it is
”

earthdad:

heck ya Bernie tell it like it is

(via thatsthat24)

Stop hating Donald and wishing death upon him

dapper-deoxys:

Okay, I get it, not all of us like him but we shouldn’t wish death upon him just because you prefer Mickey Mouse or Goofy. Some of you even hate him just bc he’s a duck, give him a chance come on.

I don’t see why people hate donald. He’s angry, annoyed and skeptical about everything. He’s the most relatable character disney ever had.

(via mx-bones-deactivated20160831)

[video]

rosexknight:
“ fuckyeahretailrobin:
“ [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “YOUR BANK...

rosexknight:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “YOUR BANK STATEMENT.”

Bottom Text: “IS NOT A RECEIPT.”]

why. why did you think handing me this would be sufficient proof of purchase? 

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT THANK YOU!!

(via rosexknight)