silver-tongues-blog asked: Came for the dork, stayed for the nerd
silver-tongues-blog asked: Came for the dork, stayed for the nerd
i hate when people are like “only dogs can give u love and affection cats are cold and elusive” like okay dog person if you had ever actually owned a cat you would know they are the neediest fucking creatures on the planet
cats will literally sit on your head until you pay attention to them
That proves the point, they want attention, they want you to pay attention to them not them!
cats show affection and love in their own way
for example
- actually holding eye contact with you and blinking slowly is how cats ‘kiss’
- cats choose to sleep or sit next to you even if you’re busy when they have a million other places to be because they like your company
- they consider positive attention love
- when they ‘headbutt’ you it’s called ‘bunting’ and it’s how they show affection
- when they knead you it’s because they feel comforted
- they think of you petting them as grooming- it makes them feel good so they will ask for you to pet them (or demand) especially if they’re feeling sad
- cats like to step on you because they mark you with their scent from their little feet telling other cats BACK THE FUCK OFF THIS HUMAN IS MINE
- cats will lick you or groom you because they want you to be clean and happy
- they bring you dead things because they don’t want you to starve
cats think of humans as parents whereas dogs think of humans as the alpha dog
;w;
I have been saying this FOR ACTUAL YEARS. THANK YOU.
HOw many times will dogs just stare at you or jump on you until you play with them? Saying cats are needy fuckers who just want attention but dogs aren’t is hypocritical.
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I think i’ve done this before but fuck it
(via betty-the-murder-mare)
This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lolGUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.
I got $200 yay!
Dude this is from 2014
how are you all? nevermindAlso, next time it happens is jan 2016
then april 2016
Then july 2016
Then october 2016
So the 823 years is bullshit because it happens 4 times next year.The month of AUGUST a-random-mod
Also, next time
August has already passed. I was listing the next time it happens to prove it doesn’t happen every 823 years but in fact happens 4 times next year.
It happens for AUGUST every 823 years. It may happen for a bunch of other months a lot more often.
Next time it happens in august is 2020. so the 823 years is still bullshit
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This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lolGUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.
I got $200 yay!
Dude this is from 2014
how are you all? nevermindAlso, next time it happens is jan 2016
then april 2016
Then july 2016
Then october 2016
So the 823 years is bullshit because it happens 4 times next year.The month of AUGUST a-random-mod
Also, next time
August has already passed. I was listing the next time it happens to prove it doesn’t happen every 823 years but in fact happens 4 times next year.
(via carterthekittycat)
This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lolGUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.
I got $200 yay!
Dude this is from 2014
how are you all? nevermind
Also, next time it happens is jan 2016
then april 2016
Then july 2016
Then october 2016
So the 823 years is bullshit because it happens 4 times next year.
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