Silver Tongue

Jun 15

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petite-pumpkin:
“ No.
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petite-pumpkin:

No.

quartz-poker:

just-shower-thoughts:

Most peoples last word every single year is ‘one’

…OH, I get it. Took me longer than I care to admit, though.

most peoples first word of every year is “happy”

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Steven Universe AU of the Week

yeah-me2:

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relatablepicturesofpearl:

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The Texas AU. Everything is the exact same, except everything happens in Texas. I hate Texas.

well tarnation. this is crazier than a rattlesnake stuck in a pickle jar in the heat of the noon day sun.

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this town ain’t big enough for the three of us

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Dude fuck all of you holy shit I’m attacking this sinful idea so hard what the fuckkk

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kramergate:

seriousjones:

people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight

tumblr claims to be the most diverse open community and yet what is this ? i am being shame-shamed?

I have pleanty of first hand embarrassment but at least I’ve never claimed to super rich people that my friends are super important and shit only to have them sutprise visit me and act like complete idiots which is extra stupid because telling the truth that we saved the world on four separate occasions already would have been enough.

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neko-crimson:
“ zedrin-maybe:
“ vigaishere:
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There’s only soup.
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WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
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i cant fucking believe
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neko-crimson:

zedrin-maybe:

vigaishere:

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There’s only soup.

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

i cant fucking believe

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