Silver Tongue

Aug 31

sims-glitch:
“ Help… Satan is coming through the floor… 😣😨😭
”

sims-glitch:

Help… Satan is coming through the floor… 😣😨😭

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neoduskcomics:
“ Steven Universe: Rose Vs Iroh
This is a non-profit parody.
Updates every weekend.
Deviant butt.
”

neoduskcomics:

Steven Universe: Rose Vs Iroh

This is a non-profit parody.

Updates every weekend.

Deviant butt.

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thebloggerbloggerfun:
“ teafortrouble:
“ eteo:
“ fall-for-nothing:
“ trickster-eridan:
“ buttpilgrim:
“ scientificperfection:
“ kittiesinthemorning:
“ I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard
”
WHAT...

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

You should have left it to be found by a lemon stealing whore

(Source: sometimesoverwhelming, via saccharinecyanide)

grawlyx:

psychicpossum:

It’s really awful when people take advantage your inability to fully explain your thoughts due to difficulty translating thoughts into speech/words and use it to say they’re right because they can articulate their shitty view better.

This this this this this this

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rosexknight kelpiesnshit sweet-poni kilalabunnies

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Aug 30

dennys:
“ Dark.
”
DENNYS HOW DID YOU MELT A TOMATO

dennys:

Dark.

DENNYS HOW DID YOU MELT A TOMATO

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buttcheekpalmkang:
“ aholyevil:
“ I’ll just put this around here…
”
They look like inbred cousins of each other.
”
Do not let history repeat itself.

buttcheekpalmkang:

aholyevil:

I’ll just put this around here…

They look like inbred cousins of each other.

Do not let history repeat itself.

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