Silver Tongue

Jun 14

who is this friendly looking scholar? nobody important. He just likes books probably. He’s in the royal library almost every day.

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fucking-wecht:

iatethelastpieceofpizza:
someone help Brian, he’s arguing with himself..
Wake me up
(Wake me up inside)

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kevinbolk:

The world can be a lot like a public toilet: you can have a thousand people use it without incident, but it only takes one of them pissing on the seat to make it seem like the other 999 are horrible. Don’t lose hope. Reject hate and despair. The world has a lot more decent people than awful ones. So do what you gotta do and be sure wipe the seat for the next person.

(via jwcartoonist)

clientsfromhell:

I was contacted by a client who I’d finished a website for over a year ago.
Client: Why did my site crash?
Me: Let me send you a retainer contract and I can take a look at it once I’ve got a signed contract and the initial payment.
Client: I can’t pay you! Can’t you just fix it?
Me: No, that wasn’t part of our contract. I have no idea why it isn’t working. It will take some time to figure out what is wrong and how to fix it.
Client: Okay. Do that. But I can’t pay you.
Me: Then, I can’t work.
Client: How do you make any money then?
Me: …
Client: …
Me: …what?

varae-ver-you-are:

I fucking love E3. Every year Microsoft gets wrecked by Sony and Nintendo just does its own thing.
Originally posted by funnygamememes

(via gearholder)

im sitting in a death row cell with two toilet paper rolls glued to my head to replicate horns and the word “HOMESTUCK” carved into my bare chest using a nail filer.

knowyournewmeme:

the guards are afraid of me. the inmates are afraid of me. this is the way of the world.

(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)

kojima, on the phone: hey, norman!
reedus: yes kojima?
kojima: i need you--
reedus: i'm alone. i'm naked. come and take me.
kojima: ...for another game.
reedus: oh.
kojima: but actually, it's good that you're already naked, because