Silver Tongue

Aug 28

Markiplier has automatonophobia, the fear of things that falsely represent sentience such as mannequins. 

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my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

bridge to terebithia is such a harsh wake-up call as a kid like “surprise, sometimes main characters die. welcome to the real world motherfucker.”

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dapper-deoxys:

dapper-deoxys:

what do you do to Officer Jenny if she trespasses a place you and your fellow ghost pokemon live in

you haunter

Scare her and listen to her gastly screams

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kilalabunnies:

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kilalabunnies:

scope-dogg:

suburbsclone:

WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE.

LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR.

PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW.

DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY.

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FUCKER

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Fite me

You wanna go???!!

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Originally posted by gifak-net

Let’s go.

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adurot:
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“ adurot:
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“ tastefullyoffensive:
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I also like how at least 2/3 of that flag’s content is not native american…
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Are you implying KFC and Pizza Hut aren’t American?
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not just...

adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

tastefullyoffensive:

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I also like how at least 2/3 of that flag’s content is not native american…

Are you implying KFC and Pizza Hut aren’t American?

not just implying. Tacos are a Mexican dish. Pizzas a Italian dish. Are you implying they are not?

Pretty sure Taco Ball ain’t actually Mexican food. Mexican Inspired maybe.

Actually taco bell was rejected from mexico twice. The first time was the 90s and all the stores closed after two years and the second time was in 2007 in mexico city where it lasted until 2010. they were too “americanized” and people in mexico city prefered to have real mexican food. 


In the late 80s, pizza hut tried to open a few stores in italy but went bankrupt fairly quickly due to teh inability to keep up with competition of real italian pizza. 


So yeah, taco bell and pizza hut are just as american as KFC.

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Why artists and writers reblog their work multiple times:

wyomingsmustache:

directium:

“Bro why you keep reblogging your own work bro”
“BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS”

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silver-tongues-blog asked: U are kawaii sempai. Notice meh

dracini:

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dracini:

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Did someone say something? This beanbag keeps squeaking,

My butt is in your face

That’s cause venison is delicious

Don’t put your mouth to my butt. I don’t know where it’s been.

silver-tongues-blog asked: U are kawaii sempai. Notice meh

dracini:

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Did someone say something? This beanbag keeps squeaking,

My butt is in your face

kilalabunnies:

scope-dogg:

suburbsclone:

WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE.

LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR.

PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW.

DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY.

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FUCKER

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a-random-mod , rainbowmod , and thesweetadventuresofstrawberry

Fite me

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