Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable.
I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate
No one pulled the damn thing in
In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self
Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate
Its just a bird making a mistake and it’s fucking funny
It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ
Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this.
Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually walk into it.
That animal still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
Guys those photos were fake, it was CGI, it was from that adam sandler movie jack an Jill
Jack and Jill was a documentary you fucking idiot
Listen here cum-slut
This post is a trainwreck
Holy shit. I’ve only seen this in pictures. This is part of tumblr history right here!
my mother, whilst pregnant, was exposed to unvaccinated kids who had measles. She got the virus, but my brother (26 weeks of gestation) was affected by the virus.
he has a degenerative neurological disorder called neuronal migration. My brother has cerebral palsy, epilepsy, and autism. He’s in a wheelchair. We communicate via sign language. he has fits. My brother, at 17, may catch a cold that’ll kill him. he’s nearly died twice because of pneumonia. He had a seizure last year, fell out of bed, and fractured his collarbone.
At the age of fourteen, I and my father had panic attacks when my brother had a seizure. His heart stopped. I, at fourteen, had to act the parent because my father was catatonic with grief because he thought he was losing his son.
vaccinate your fucking kids you selfish bastards.
you have no idea
NONE. AT ALL.
about the pain my parents suffer because my poor brother is so ill.
Since nobody’s buying any commissions, I’m selling what was left of the previous batch of adoptables. First come first serve. Selling each for $5 (usd)
