Silver Tongue

Aug 26

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apairofglasses:
“ ohjadewhatshername:
“ Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no Basis for a system of government
”
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because a watery tart threw a sword at you
”
If I went around...

apairofglasses:

ohjadewhatshername:

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no Basis for a system of government

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because a watery tart threw a sword at you

If I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

(Source: reginatenebris, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

[video]

zackisontumblr:

jigglypuffsvevo:

fuckyahumor:

illegalaustralien:

Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?

Me:

image

But no, think of how good this is. You can make snap people out of heavy armour and mechs and they would lose all their ammo and shit. You could destroy politicians careers. this would be an amazing power.

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

witchbaby420:

“forgive everyone” positivity culture is fucking trash. you never have to forgive someone who’s assaulted, abused, or otherwise hurt you. it’s probably not even good for your mental health to forgive someone who fucked you up and in a lot of cases it’s not safe.

You aer not obligated to forgive anyone. If they are genuinly sorry, they won’t care if you forgive them or not. If they get pissed and try and act like a victim, then they didn’t mean their apology, they just wanted to make it seem like it never happened.

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

0palsea:

90377:

90377:

fuck your blog aesthetics! the artist deserves to be mentioned in the caption. ffs stop deleting captions. you owe it to them. they spent their time to create something beautiful for everyone to see and you just spit on their work.

oh, i forgot to say - fuck your meaningless and empty self promo phrases! you want attention? work for it, post your own original stuff but don’t use other people’s art and hard work for your fucking stupid advertisement. it’s embarrassing and rude as fuck.

Also stop putting song lyrics over peoples art, and not crediting them afterwards. You’re basically defacing someone elses art and using it as your own just cos you put some pretty text over it???

People cant even image search w your image to find the original artist after its been manipulated, so do everyone a favor and Credit them.

Also stop missing the entire point of a piece of work. If it’s made to show how abusive a relationship is, don’t delete the caption and say “my otp”

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

qadmonster:
“ There are so many birds I don’t know. This one is the Great Argus Pheasant.
”

qadmonster:

There are so many birds I don’t know. This one is the Great Argus Pheasant.

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

usbdongle:

this has happened to me a few times as a kid but the only time I distinctly remember being asked out as a joke, the dude comes up to me from his friend group (we are probably 12 at this point) and is like “do you wanna go out” and I was like “what” and he was like “do you want to go out with me” and I put my books in my locker and I look at him and I go “……no?” because I genuinely didn’t and his shit eating grin falters and he goes “it was a joke” and I was like “okay” and he goes back to his friends and I can see them all waiting for the punchline but instead he came back more confused than me, which is hilarious, because im sure he was expecting me, the fat nerd, to be like “of COURSE I would LOVE TO” but instead I was like “why on earth.,..?”. it probably hurt his ego more than mine. fantastic

(via saccharinecyanide)

Aug 25

OH MY GOD MARROWACK IN POKEMON ORIGINS WAS JUST TRYING TO PROTECT EVERYONE ELSE FROM TEAM ROCKET AND DAMMIT I CAN’T DEAL I’VE SEEN THIS THREE TIMES AND I STILL CRY!!

liek if u crie evry tiem

(Source: rosexknight)

marshonthemellow-primary:
“ meficrow:
“ >Watch your back, Pacifica.
”
oh
”

marshonthemellow-primary:

meficrow:

>Watch your back, Pacifica.

oh

(via probablyfakeblonde)