Silver Tongue

Jun 11

I drew some lewd that involves bondage on my NSFW blog.

I drew some lewd that involves bondage on my NSFW blog.

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adurot:
“ To be fair the Now is what it always looks like.
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adurot:

To be fair the Now is what it always looks like.

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Anonymous asked: Stabby looked so much like Wolverine when the Other Anon gave him knives... Now I can't stop imagining Chara walking around Frisk's house and picking/opening/using everything with knives instead of fingers! Like Candy from Gravity Falls, but more sarcastic! There would be knife marks all over the walls, doors, roof/window sill, refrigerator, chairs, ect. When Sans/Toriel/Frisk confronts him about it, all he would say is: "You gotta problem bub?" And walks away dragging the knives along the wall!

kuuhaiyu:

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fenris:

video games r trash?? i cant believe this,, nerds assemble!!! skyrim fandom grab ur arrow in the knee jokes,, mass effect fandom grab ur commander shepards, , fallout fandom grab ur pip boys, ,, dragon age fandom grab the shells of the ppl u used to be

OH GOD NOT THIS AGAIN

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clientsfromhell:

Client wanted a flyer with his signature on it in “shiny black,” on top of a black background. He was adamant that he didn’t want to pay extra for the “spot coating” that would achieve that effect in printing. I applied a shiny-looking gradient to his signature in Photoshop.

Client: Nice but get rid of the grey. Just black, same black as the background.

Me: Both can’t be absolute black, otherwise this will be invisible. How about I make the background a dark gray?

Client: No, I want all black. It won’t be invisible because my signature is going to be glossy, like you had it before. Just put the gloss back.

Me: But you just asked me to get rid of it.

Client: No, I said to get rid of the grey and make it shiny.

Me: I have to use gray - the lighter parts are what make it look shiny.

Client: Right, we need the lighter parts, but WITHOUT using any gray. JUST shiny black. I don’t know what we’re not understanding here.

Me: Sir, I can’t do that, there’s no such color as “shiny black” unless you pay for spot-coated.

He sends me a photo of somebody else’s business card. It’s all black, but the logo is, of course, spot-coated.

Client: Like that, look! It’s ALL black, and it shines!

Me: Again - that’s spot-coating. If you want your card to look like that, you need to pay extra for it.

Client: I know it costs extra! That’s why I just want you to make it LOOK like that!

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eachiwaii:
“ what-the-floofin:
“ Honestly, he’s being far too happy about murder.
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OMG
How to cute! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@cyanocitta-blattidae

eachiwaii:

what-the-floofin:

Honestly, he’s being far too happy about murder.

OMG

How to cute! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@cyanocitta-blattidae

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marc0-p0l0:

Donald Trump telling Bernie supporters they’re welcome to support him feels like the scene where Voldemort declares that Harry Potter is dead and asks if anyone wants to start following him.

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