Silver Tongue

Jun 11

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left
child: can't the ocean just make more of them?
me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

*playing video games while slouched sloppily on couch*
*dies in a bullshit way*
*irritably sits up and pays attention for next attempt*

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