Silver Tongue

Aug 24

stabbity9oh:

just-shower-thoughts:

Snorlax is a really good name for a combination sleeping pill laxative.

That……. that’s a terrible idea.

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jambandit:

summary of the art process

sketching: wow i love art this is so fun

lining: i am in an endless hell and nothing can save me from this pit of fire

coloring: wow i love art this is so fun

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akiemnepeta:
“ failturd:
“ the first joke ever recorded was a dick joke
”
We never advanced.
”

akiemnepeta:

failturd:

the first joke ever recorded was a dick joke

We never advanced.

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I was surfing on funny commercials on Youtube

modofpitchpatch:

And then suddenly ended up on the wierd part, finding a ‘pro-life’ commercial where they ‘change peoples mind’ about abortion in less than 35 secs.

The commercial is actually for a 30min long documentary, and since I like to get my facts straigt I watches it. And I’m now more pro choice than ever!

I mean, no offense to pro-life people. I’m sure theres a good reason for feeling as they do, and I /do/ understand why they think as they do. But seeing in this movie how they put 2 completely different ‘what-if’ scenarios up against each other, and THEN use it to emotionally blackmail these people into changing their mind, using examples like the bibles words and Hitler so get them to change their mind while filming them, made me so upset.

sorry, just had to get it out there. I do not think that is okay

The thing about what ifs is that it goes both ways. “what if the baby cures cancer?” well what if it becomes a genocidal dictator? Can’t use fake scenarios to justify a cause. It’s also why I don’t like people using the bible as evidence.

runawaylon3r:

Bulimia isn’t a long haired pretty girl bending over a toilet with a tragically beautiful face on. It’s a puffed miserable face with vomit dripping from it’s chin and a fucking nose bleed. Anorexia isn’t a slim figure shyly refusing a cupcake. It’s hair growing over your freezing malnourished body. Depression isn’t a model with running mascara staring into the sunset. It’s staring at the fucking ceiling at 4 in the morning with burning eyes because you can’t even find the motivation to close them. Self harm isn’t lovely boys kissing your arms telling you you’re still beautiful. It’s nasty fucking scars that will be there forever and showers that sting. Panic attacks aren’t burying your face into your lovers chest and them telling you everything will be okay. It’s feeling out of control and like oxygen has been taken from you. Mental illnesses aren’t beautiful. They don’t make you special and don’t make people suddenly care about you. They’re monsters that destroy lives. So stop taking them lightly and promoting them to impressionable teenagers on the damn internet.

(Source: syd4ie, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

furbat:

godtechturninheads:

toodutchforyou:

artists who draw rose skinny

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artists who draw amethyst skinny

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artists who draw garnet lightskinned

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artists who draw steven skinny

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artists who draw connie with a small nose

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artists who draw pearl with a small nose

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artists who sexualise stevonnie

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This is disgraceful tbh. Let people fuckin draw the characters they like and don’t be fuckin rude when they don’t draw them the way you think it should be done. Like that is really fuckin shitty. Yeah you’ve got cannon forms and faces and bodies but fuck, let that artist take a character and make something they can be proud of. Because when they feel proud of what they did they’ll keep art in their lives and I think that’s way more important.

“erasing minorities and ppl that barely get any positive representation in anything anyway is ok !! why not ?? :)))))))”

Dont forget that it’s canon that amethyst and garnet would be varying shades of black if they were human. Evidence is stevens dream where they were human.

(Source: makeupandchill, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

chasingpiper:

asexuals are oppressed, dude. they are. they’re not just ignored, they’re regarded as childish and broken. when i was forced into coming out to my mom, her face twisted and she just snarled, “well that’s just selfish. how will your husband feel? you’re so self-centered. you’ll do as he tells you.”

for serious where does all this about asexuals not being oppressed come from. asexual oppression is a reality and like.. you shouldn’t ignore it. y’know?

(Source: hazyaugust, via betty-the-murder-mare)

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Aug 23

mytardishaswings:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

greyyourwarden:

cascrieff:

one thing I never see anyone take into account is the fact that Hogwarts must be crawling with cats. you’re allowed to bring either a cat, an owl, or a toad. if we assume only 1/3 of the students bring cats with them, that’s still, like, HUNDREDS OF CATS.

#and how many of those cats were spayed or neutered??#are there rules about spaying/neutering your cat and when were those rules made if so?#do the teachers remember the ‘great kitten infestation of 65?#where they had not just hundreds of cats at hogwarts but HUNDREDS OF KITTENS#so many kittens the students come to hogwarts with a cat and come home with an armful of them#teachers are given kittens#mcgonagall walking into class carrying a kitten#kittens chasing after dumbledore’s robes in the great hall#playpens in the common rooms for kittens#kittens everywhere

WHAT IF MCGONAGALL TAUGHT MANNERS AND STUFF TO THE KITTENS AND THEY EVEN TRAINED THEM TO BE LIKE HELPERS. LIKE THEY COULD LEAD 1ST YEARS TO CLASS AND ALERT TEACHERS TO MISCHIEF OR RETRIEVE MADAME POMPFREY IN AN EMERGENCY

I am all for Professor McGonagal raising and training an army of cat TAs. 

McGonagall felt bad for the new caretaker. He was not magically gifted despite having two magic parents. People seemed to avoid him except for the cats. She noticed that one particular kitten had taken a shine to him. He asked if he wanted to keep it as they were sending most of the kittens to familiar shops to be sold to new students. When he accepted, she asked what he would name his new kitted. He replied “ms Norris”

(Source: 99thpercentile, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)