Silver Tongue

Jun 06

fuclcing:

are you a ghost or alien person? are you a sunny or rainy day person? are you a cake or pie person?

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triorbital-pulse-deactivated201 asked: Homeworld Garnet: *wearing $.99 shades and visibly shaking* Remember Steven, ravioli ravioli give me the fromuoli

elasticitymudflap:

I wonder how many black licorice jellybeans she ate through a straw before the REALLY REAL Garnet came home…

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honestly you send me the best ideas minty im yeLLING

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thetimeisneveright:

newsuitfromthetoiletstore:

swarnpert:

phillip-bankss:

fatdemoman:

look… mayonnaise is gross as shit alone…. but when you get a bit with primarily mustard or ketchup…. It’s Good…

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fixed your dumb idiot fucking post you dumb f

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youre both dumb fucks

@thetimeisneveright

APPRECIATE THE MAYONNAISE

mayonnaise is good when paired with cold pork or hot beef

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little-wankenobi:
“ further-upandfurther-in:
“ When Catholic Answers sends you clickbait through the mail
”
we have come full circle
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little-wankenobi:

further-upandfurther-in:

When Catholic Answers sends you clickbait through the mail

we have come full circle 

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shitpostgenerator:

memelovingbot:

whats up you shitposts loving fucks

oh great here comes the meme loving asshole

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pochapal:

i’m fucking cackling people are boycotting the sims 4 because they removed the gender barriers and 99% of randomly generated sims will now no longer fit in the gender binary like i cannot believe pixel trans people are ruining a game about a bunch of mixed race bisexual people screaming and setting plates of pasta on fire

it is a good day on the planet earth

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hensyn:

Digimon Tamers is great because it’s probably the most realistic interpretation of what would happen if I pet monster anime actually happened. Like they do a good job delving into the psychology of children who are forced to use their pets as weapons to fight and protect the world, and the psychology of the pets themselves. Which is very unique when it comes to anime in that kind of genre. However that being said I still believe the most unrealistic part of that anime is the fact that it implies that people actually played the Digimon Trading Card game. 

don’t forget that the start of the plot revolves around the government trying to keep the pet monsters a secret and trying to kill them before making an ultimate one that could destroy all the others.

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which sign that has hurt you the most?

zodiac–signs:

also state your own

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