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What dark appetites does he feed
fuck you i didnt fucking laugh until i saw you goddamn tagged me in this
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pls stop offering to be my parents im a legal adult
then can you be our parent?
Oh. Well this will be a little awkward because of… recent events.
But I am curious, so sure, hit me.
Eh, why not. It’ll give me something to wake up too.
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why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong
I can’t bump into you if you don’t go outside
touché
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Big bird bounces golf balls on sidewalk. [video]
imagine a gryphon or pegasus doing this
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