Silver Tongue

Aug 15

Is it any wonder that markiplier keeps relationships secret when people are following him to his home? Just because he’s a YouTube celebrity doesn’t mean he isn’t human. Also, relationships are between two people unless it’s polyamery which Mark isn’t. His relationship is none of your businesses.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

mint-and-love:
greenhourglass:
dippers-internet-history:
lychgate:
a-link-to-the-ass:
dongstomper:
moonuncle:
lost in the sauce.
big nuts, little dong
kevin smith huge jorts
world of warcraft: legion
paul blart mall cop
mother fucking Jesse Eisenberg
Restart. Forgot to save.
Wanna draw, no tablet.

Stan Lee, found dead.

(Source: earthdad, via scraps-is-busy)

How much money do I have to pay someone…

hoofprint-is-spooky:

a-random-mod:
hoofprint-is-spooky:
rosexknight:
To draw my Meowth or Leafeon in a Team Rocket outfit?
On the condition that you draw my Smeargle in a Team Plasma outfit.
Can I have my eevee in a galactic uniform?
Yes. But I want my Smeargle in Team Plasma’s other costume. The Pirate one.

So I have an eevee I’m rose has a leafeon or meowth in rocket, my eevee in galactic and you have your smeargul in plasma. What team would warden be on?

(via scraps-is-busy)

chefpyro:

m3xkeleton:
chefpyro:
chefpyro:
What if you gave every american a free bike
theurlgoeshere
said: We would sell them for crack.

Sell them to who? Everyone already has a bike! Supply and demand, pal. Checkmate.
to mexico probably
PLOT TWIST, I MEANT THE CONTINENT, NOT THE UNITED STATES OF. CHECKMATE AGAIN WAIT THAT’S AGAINST THE RULES THAT CAN’T HAPPEN

Sell it to Europe.

(via )

How much money do I have to pay someone…

hoofprint-is-spooky:

rosexknight:
To draw my Meowth or Leafeon in a Team Rocket outfit?
On the condition that you draw my Smeargle in a Team Plasma outfit.

Can I have my eevee in a galactic uniform?

(via scraps-is-busy)

anewmeforyou:

I’m not even a big fan of Miley but people need to realize this

(via deep-sea-prince)

lanas-aphrontistery:

quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
All the good faith that I had had had had no effect on the outcome of that sentence

(via robustquestioner)

yiffmaster:

charlesoberonn:
danisprites:
using the “:3c” emote automatically makes u a furry

(Source: mostbeautifulgirl, via deep-sea-prince)

Sir if its not on the receipt that means you did not order it so don’t get mad at me for not bringing something you did not even order in the first place

post-teenager:

s/o to trans girls
without boobs
with uneven boobs
with broad shoulders
with narrow hips
with deep voices
with facial hair
who can’t afford HRT/SRS
who don’t want HRT/SRS
You are absolutely unstoppable.

(via paper-shepard-deactivated201610)