Silver Tongue

Jul 17

notajerusalemcricket:
eliteknightcats:
ppl reblogging my cat memes as vintage. you’re making me old. they’re from 2006. it’s not vintage ok….
That was 15 years ago hon, that’s vintage in internet standards
im still “with it.” have you guys seen this one yet

on the topic of the lazer collection, i think we should bring back doctor octagonapus in honor of alfred molina reprising his role in the new spiderman film

(via demilypyro)

otherwindow:

otherwindow:
otherwindow:
feeds angels communion bread like i’m an old person on a park bench throwing crumbs to birds
guardian angels watching over us but they’re perched on a power line
horrific biblical angel but when they sit down they become round and cute like a fat fluffy bird

(via rockboci)

solena2:

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my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to
my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that
hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures

(via newbarrk)

delightfulsubg-deactivated20210:

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punk-rocking-nerd:

kiwimochaccino:
seravph:
“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt
Red Delicious Apples

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xtec:

suspend:
boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable
WRONG
PREDICTABLE

(via the-nerdy-reindeer)

emergencychange:

emergencychange:
HELLO????
IS THIS PART OF THE CAVES AND CLIFFS UPDATE TOO??????
FUCK

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hersheychocolateworld:

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says
It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021.
Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.

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esoanem:

faustandfurious:
Some people on this website learnt the word “trope” and let it settle comfortably into the vocabulary space that should have been occupied by the word “cliché”.
“Trope” is a neutral word. If a particular trope is overused ad nauseam, it becomes a cliché. Saying you hate tropes does not make any sense.
I hate tropes
I prefer my media to be so entirely incoherent that no feature of them can be described or related to those of other media

some people on this website watched cinemasins and let it form their opinion for the next decade

(via newbarrk)