Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang.
Like, think about it: you’re given this nice little room and no objectives at all and when you open the door the guard says ‘stay in there’ so you wait and nothing happens and you open the door again and try and walk out and the guard pushes you back in and says things like ‘you’re our prisoner’ and ‘where are you going, you’re stuck here’ and ‘are you trying to meet your prince? he won’t ever get up THIS high’ and ‘get back inside before I get mad’. But you can pick up a vase of flowers, and you can swing it around. And the thing is all the guards are expecting the hero to be battling his way up, and all this one wimpy little guard at the top is posted to your room for is to push you back into your room, so you can smash him over the head because he’s just not expecting it, and then steal his weapons. And after that you find that the guards are always bigger and stronger than you—and they get bigger and stronger every level down—but you can generally manage to get the first shot in because they’re waiting for the hero, and you’re the princess. And maybe there’s puzzles and stuff too, but you have to solve them backwards, working your way along from end to start, because they’re all set up for the hero. And when you get the bottom and you have the fight of your life because the guards are massed up waiting for the hero, tons of them with awesome weapons and armor and spells and you think it’s the boss battle, but when they’re all dead and the final ground-level door is free to open the credits don’t roll. And you realize there must be one more fight outside the doors, too, before you’re free, so you equip the best armor and weapons and potions you can find and go outside and you fight this one huge lone badass man on a badass horse in the sunlight. Then he’s finally defeated, and lying in the grass, and his horse is yours, and the credits still aren’t rolling. And you look at his corpse and you see he’s got a locket on, and in that locket is a picture of your face.
And then you realize that that was the hero.
And then the credits roll.
what the fucking shit
I’d play this.
This would actually make a great point and click game. Like, have beautiful visuals and the actions you make during your escape would determine what kind of queen you end up being.
This. This exact thing is the main reason why I can’t take Voldemort seriously.
THIS IS EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WANTED
Tom riddle was a huge fucking dork and that was his downfall. Like no joke, had anyone else killed Harry, Harry would have stayed dead. Voldemort was so bent on being the one to win that it led to his end.
I’m really disappointed with people in the fandom right now:
“MARK LIED TO US”
“HOW COULD HE NOT TELL US HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND?”
*LOUD FARTING NOISES OF DESPAIR*
You want to know why he didn’t tell us? Because of people like YOU. The same kind of people who harassed the hell out of Jess and who caused him to have to move several times because you couldn’t leave him the hell alone. The same kind of people who harassed Wiishu and Jack when they dared to announce they were dating. Yes you, you’re the reason he didn’t feel safe and secure enough to tell us. You push his boundaries, you don’t respect his space, and then you expect him to just tell you everything that’s going on like you’re somehow owed his personal life? And now you have the audacity to get angry that he didn’t tell us?
Honestly you should be fucking ashamed. If Mark ends up distancing himself from the fandom ala Pewdiepie you have only yourselves to blame. The rest of us can only express remorse that you managed to not only fuck up Mark’s level of trust but also managed to fuck up the reputation of the fandom as kind, respectful, and accepting people. If you decide to leave the fandom because you feel betrayed by Mark then all I can say is good fucking riddance and don’t let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.
-Woo
Considering he has fans who will fallow him to his fucking home (which is why he’s moving) it’s no surprise he’s keeping relationships behind closed doors. Another good reason he didn’t tell anyone is because it’s none of their fucking business. The only ones who need to know are him and whoever he is with. Maybe their family if they tell them but certainly not his fans business.
