Silver Tongue

Jun 02

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priceofliberty:

bluegrot:

priceofliberty:

  • debit
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do you take checks

I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SJW BULLSHIT

what about cash or paypal?

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mineapple:

steven: jeopardizes the mission because of his naivete and his youth

amethyst: jeopardizes the mission because of her recklessness

pearl: jeopardizes the mission because of her insecurities

garnet: jeopardizes the mission because shes super GAY

In all fairness, pearl also jeopardized missions because she’s gay too.

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mx-bones:

gasterblaster523:

mx-bones:

I’ve never had a:

Taco
Cinnamon toast crunch
Smores(??)

You have much to learn.

Tell that to my country first

MXBones can spot a fuccboi from a mile away, but can they see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

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One time, I got banned from the neopets rp boards because i made my oc declare war against a realy tiny seashell

starsapphire:
“ jewsinventedcomics:
“ I can’t believe lex luthor got memed on……….
”
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING
”

starsapphire:

jewsinventedcomics:

I can’t believe lex luthor got memed on……….

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING

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reversalmushroom asked: Married With Children was a hit sitcom from the 90s. It was quite popular. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it.

jitterbugjive:

I never really liked sitcoms, the only one I ever watched was Big Bang Theory.

Laugh tracks annoy the hell out of me.

that’s because big bang theory never learned the #1 rule of sitcoms. Only play a laugh track when a joke happened.

Mediocre Cinnamon Roll Just Right For This World, Just Edible

weboftime:

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lil-mizz-jay:

If you’re blue

And you don’t know

Where to go to

Why don’t you go

Where fashion sits

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anneburrellshair:
“ GOD HAS FINALLY COME TO SMITE THE DEVIL
”
Who is flay? What’s he done to for people to call him the devil?

anneburrellshair:

GOD HAS FINALLY COME TO SMITE THE DEVIL

Who is flay? What’s he done to for people to call him the devil?

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