Silver Tongue

Jun 01

badcharacterdesign:
“ nothing is right here
”
why does the duck have boobs?

badcharacterdesign:

nothing is right here

why does the duck have boobs?

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adurot:

judacris:

heichouleo:

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that the Emperor from Mulan just walks away without giving a fuck while his life is in danger

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“Oh, my tea is ready.”

Did I leave the oven on?

“eh, I’m sure this person can handle it. I wonder what’s for dinner”

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nosdrinker:
“ humorland:
“ This is supposed to be the llama from the Emperor’s New Groove.
”
that is the devil and he is here to kill us
”

nosdrinker:

humorland:

This is supposed to be the llama from the Emperor’s New Groove.

that is the devil and he is here to kill us

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wrecknician:

the-mad-march-hare42:

wrecknician:

me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants

This is so confusing to read as a British person

me explaining underwear to the British: oi lad we have smaller, secret chaps that wear below our normal chaps while we dump all your tea into the harbor

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OC outfit list!

drragonss:

Draw your OC….

1. In (one of) your favorite outfit(s) you own
2. In (one of) your favorite outfit(s) you wish you had
3. In just one piece of oversized clothing (of your choice)
4. In an outfit you were wearing today
5. In an outfit you were wearing yesterday
6. In cosplay
7. In their PJs
8. In a “sexy” Halloween costume
9. In their friend’s/partner’s clothes
10. As a Goth
11. As a Hipster
12. As a Scene kid
13. As a Punk
14. In Street clothes (hiphop/street couture)
15. As a Fashionista/Fashionable person (if they usually aren’t)
16. As a Hobo (if they’re usually fashionable/well groomed)
17. As a Firefighter/Police(wo)man/Soldier/Other uniform
18. In an outfit that has feathers
19. In an outfit that has (fake) fur
20. In a fantasy/medieval inspired outfit
21. In a sci-fi/space inspired outfit
22. In an apocalypse/zombie-outbreak inspired outfit
23. In a kigurumi/onesie
24. Dressed as the person they hate the most
25. Dressed as the person they look up to
26. Dressed as a stereotype relevant to their story
27. In their work-clothes
28. In the work-clothes of the job they want or wished they had
29. As a news anchor
30. As a Pokemon trainer
31. Dressed as their favorite animal
32. In their fave set of undies
33. As a teacher
34. In the outfit of an OC/person you admire
35. In their sportswear
36. In yoga pants
37. As a rock star/celebrity
38. In flannel
39. In hotpants/bootyshorts
40. In THEIR OWN favorite outfit
41. Naked
42. Overaccessorized!
43. In Wedding attire
44. The way you used to dress when you were 14/15/16
45. In their/your most comfortable clothes

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thicccc:

just because someone gets paid to clean up your messes doesn’t mean you’re entitled to making the biggest mess you possibly can

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mx-bones:

vivalavidapasta:

deoxyrebornicleic:

reblog this with your favourite food and favourite animal, then combine those into one creature

I’ll start

nugget roadrunner

Chicken chicken

who brought fucking chicken chicken along

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thewinterwulf:

deoxyrebornicleic:

reblog this with your favourite food and favourite animal, then combine those into one creature

I’ll start

nugget roadrunner

cake wolf

pizza deer

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illogical-rutabaga:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.

update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i’m in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie

update: THERE’S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

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do u see the horsies 

I’VE FOUND BUNNIES

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okay okay now i’ve found dogs

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#is this roxy lalonde

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fatfeistyandfashionable:

starseed-drops:

drabblemeister:

spookihope:

whenever i’m talking to someone and they tell me about something that happened to them i always tell them about something that happened to me that’s similar to what happened to them. i do it as kind of a “oh hey yeah this happened to me so i can relate to what you’re going through” but i’m always afraid it comes out as “oh yeah well this happened to me so clearly i have it tougher than you” or “i’m done talking about you let’s talk about me”

i swear i don’t mean it like that……..

I run into this a lot with my job - so instead of telling the whole story I say something like, “Oh my gosh, I had something REALLY similar happen. What did you do after that??” And I’ve found that works. Usually they explain and then ask, “So what happened to you?” And then you’re invited to share, and the formula for conversing continues on. :)

of all the tumblr posts i’ve read, this one is going to change my life the fastest lol.

Thanks to both the OP for posting a thing that so many of us do, and the responder who gave us a better way to do it. You’re doing the lord’s work, my friend!

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