Silver Tongue
May 31
*does the t-pose & clips into the classroom while making deafening amounts of banging noises*
(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)
What’s your superpower? No rerolls!
teacandy:
kalgalen:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
wow. what a superpower.

pretty sure I already have this one considering how many people hate me for no reason and get pissed when I try to find out what their problem is.
(via bloodsbane)

Was doodling in class. Most of it was me if I played sburb. Bonus BP4 belongs to @deoxyrebornicleic
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Is that the dog from the goosebumps theme?
(via thatsthat24)
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Problems
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Child:
I have a problem
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Parent:
Well you CAN'T have this problem because I had this problem in the past only WORSE
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Child:
That doesn't make any sense. How is MY problem cancelled out by a problem YOU had?
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Parent:
DON'T SASS ME
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Child:
But-
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Parent:
YOU JUST ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, DON'T YOU?
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