Silver Tongue

Aug 07

Anonymous asked: Batman, get me some stamps.

I am neither a bat nor a man.

reminder to self to never state an opinion here on tumblr dot com since people will most likely twist your words against you or to support their point or use something you said/did two years ago as still completely valid reason to judge you lmfao

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aliendaysss:

Sooooo yeahhhhhh

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ask-factory-scootaloo asked: You fell for my Trap Card! Man Eater Bug! Say good bye to your card!

hoofprint-is-spooky:

nillyandthefunkybunch:
thesilentsage:
:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
This is Man-Eater Bug.
This is a Trap Card. I have been out of the game for years, but even I can see the difference.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

adurot:

belinsky:
bemusedlybespectacled:
holmes-sweet-holmes:
demonwayne:
achlles:
but like… what if all the names in lotr were normal names…. what if aragorn was called george instead. what if frodo was donald. why is this so funny to me
#Larry what do your elf eyes see
#ben son of terrance
Sam, Cam, Jim, Tim, Danny, Manny, Josh, Joe, Jack, Terry, Jerry, Harry, and the leader of our company, Chad.
#tell me where is brian for i much desire to speak with him
The Great Eye of Bill is upon us!

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