I’ve got a theory that when Vulcans say “I do not experience that emotion” or “I do not feel ___” it’s actually a traditional mantra/prayer rather than a statement of fact.
Picture an angry vulcan five year-old with balled up fists being taught to say “I do not experience anger” over and over until they calm down.
Obi-Wan Kenobi is a True Jedi. Not because he’s mastered himself and his emotions or anything (though, that, too) but because he’s a giant fucking nerd who wants to study literal brain worms and gets mad when Anakin stomps them to death and he probably thinks the height of a Saturday night is a grammar argument with another Jedi Master about some obscure text philosophizing on the Force. This is the only metric by which a True Jedi can be measured, I will accept nothing else.
Excuse you. True jedi are measured by how many Lego studs they collect.
This is the only correction I am willing to accept.
