Silver Tongue

May 29

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samandriel:

samandriel:

samandriel:

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

in case you were wondering this is him

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New lewd on my porn blog @silvertongue-nsfw

New lewd on my porn blog @silvertongue-nsfw

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augur-of-colas:
“ gaegi:
“ i found them
”
“The boys are coming from INSIDE THE TOWN” ”

augur-of-colas:

gaegi:

i found them

“The boys are coming from INSIDE THE TOWN”

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yourstoryisnoteverover:

kimflewoverthecuckoosnest:

yourstoryisnoteverover:

kimflewoverthecuckoosnest:

therealsteelman:

yourstoryisnoteverover:

Women belong in the kitchen.

Men belong in the kitchen.

Everyone belongs in the kitchen.

There’s food in the kitchen.

I can get behind this movement

Can I stay in the dining room though?

You can stay in the dining room. Food will be ready shortly.

Thank you, I’ll set the table

Use the good china.

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mercymain:

i love when two people make the exact same post worded differently

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fuckouttahereb:

It’s pretty cool when two people make the same post but different

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