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Imagine a pokemon like that.
What a creative idea! I love it!
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So Ruby has a gem in her eye, is she a “gemini”?
(I’m sorry)
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breakfast
Ur not supposed to eat it
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a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”this is what i imagine david karp does with his time considering that tumblr hasn’t been improved for about three odd years
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I was carrying out a huge, heavy swing box at work today and some fucking ass wad decided to just shove me over and out of his way instead of waiting 3 seconds or using the other 2 doors and I stumbled over and my new ds went flying out of my pocket and into the cement parking lot. Luckily for me a decent human being customer grabbed it before it got hit for me and only a corner god scratched (even though I did cry since it’s tarnished now). Luckily for the CUSTOMER he was too far away when I got my DS back for me to beat his fucking skull into the cement.
me: how do I get rid of big painful acne
everyone: first of all NEVER touch, pop, or pick at it!!!!!
me, blood on my face, a big disgrace: alright cool so I failed step one
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